Declan

[Raykx @RayKcx]

Hit this exact pose 5 mins ago

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

I really love how all government policy in Britain is about finding a collection of the biggest loser morons and catering specifically to them in all aspects of public life.

[H. @HAIIMZAH]

Look at the joy gambling can bring you.

Never quit.

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

There's nothing "natural" about letting helpless animals die for no reason. You are part of nature. If you want to save them, then nature wants them saved.

[Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5]

The bird I'm friends with learned to talk shit during our weekly cup hockey game... he's learning too fast

[Andy Scott @AndyJScott]

I’m convinced IQs have dropped by half since 2020. People at the post office look like they’ve just landed from outer space. Confused by doors, pens, mail slots. Absolutely cooked.

[Hollywood @hollywouldtweet]

@JedKingly “David, tell him he looks massive and ask for his workout split.”

[Jaack @Jaack]

Isn’t it a really strange coincidence that the thickest cunts on Earth are also the most racist????????

[☻ @WZG1889]

how jobless must you be to loot shoe zone

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

Honestly - a few of the replies to this little tribute to engineering excellence exhibit a level of stupidity that suggests to me that it won’t be long before our spacecraft are the only thing that remains of our increasingly dim-witted civilisation. Until recently my guess has been that the answer to the Fermi Paradox might be found in biology - complex biological systems are rare. I’m increasingly of the view that the reason for The Great Silence is that civilisations are inevitably crushed by the weight of nobheads shortly after inventing the internet.

[Clive Wismayer 🇪🇺🥪 @CliveWismayer]

I’m convinced if we simply told these people we’d left without actually doing it, they would be perfectly happy.

[… @Unkle_K]

It spins me that people do steroids to live a normal civilian life

[Matt @MBEdits7]

Photographer sent us this from yesterday. My dad behind me “Matt! Matt! It’s 3-0, 3-0!!!” 🤣🤣🤣

[Sean McDonald @seanmcdonald01]

Very strong words about going to war, from a wee guy who has the unmistakeable vibe of someone who was breastfed until the age of 10.

[abcdent @abcdentminded]

I have never seen a pair of black latex gloves make anything good. It's all pervert food

[Danny Davies @DannyDcomedian]

This is the sort of thing on the side of the waltzers

[no context curb your enthusiasm @ProManimalUnity]

happy veterans day

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Being appalled by terrorism, but unfazed by genocide: the Imperial mindset