Declan Magee

Predecimal collector who was drawn into dealing to fund his habit...now a recovering completist. Things I find funny may not be the things that you find funny.

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@jeremycorbyn I got detained under the Prevention of Terrorism Act in about 2003 for taking the Faiford Peace Camp a bag of supplies, no weapons, no explosives, just some garage food, a 4-pack of Special Brew and about a tenth of weed. Such a terrorist.

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@NathanJRobinson Most of them were only brown people though, and he wants less of them about the place.

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@lewis_goodall @afneil Anyone who has watched playground dynamics has seen the losers line up behind the bullies. Adult life is no different.

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@JoeTracey55827 @BylineTimes Obviously it's the forrins who are the problem? If everyone looked the same, all our problems would be solved. Oldest contrick in the book. The Others, they're the problem.

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@anon22594 @BylineTimes Is it them forriners, Golf Dad? Is that who they told you to be frightened of?

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@UKLabour Do you have to have magic blood to get an official birthday? Doesn't matter if we believe in magic blood or not. They do.

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@Greenwytch3 Are you a Protestant Sikh or a Catholic Sikh? Apocryphal story someone told me in Belfast about 40 years ago.

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@mintelworld US intelligence? Oxymoron surely?

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@MarchForRejoin @antmiddleton He's still working for the other side.

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@ArmchairAdml If current trends continue, everything will end up being owned by one man (it will be a man). He'll be your landlord, your employer, your bank manager and your shopkeeper, because there'll only be one shop.

What could possibly go wrong?

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@calyfraz @Heccles94 Do you think, if current trends continue, everything will end up being owned by one man? And do you think that'll be ok?

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@afneil If the current trend of asset ownership being concentrated upwards continues, eventually everything will be owned by one man. He'll be your landlord, your employer, your shopkeeper and your bank manager.

What could possibly go wrong?

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@jakluge I'm sure he'll be ok, don't worry. And if the trend of concentration of assets upwards continues, eventually one man will own everything. He'll be your landlord, your employer, your shopkeeper and your bank manager.

What could possibly go wrong?

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@KellieMeyerNews About time everyone started ignoring stories that begin with "Trump says".

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@TurdBurglar333 @TheRealThelmaJ1 I had a '99 Rav 4. Fabulous vehicle. Pulled a Defender out of the snow with it once.

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@JulieHouston2 Yes sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that envelope under that half a ton of garbage...

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@zxer4rah @Partisangirl @_leen_Syria @AlharstanyWasim @Nona580054 Ah. I think the mistake you may have made might have been not being quite white enough. Australia is still a bit weird about that sort of thing.

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@AJEnglish Welcome to Trumpski mir.

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@clashreport Dragged. The word is dragged. Fucks sake.

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@charlotteukcity @GordonBrown Imagine if Clegg had gone in with Gordon in 2010 rather than shacking up with Camerface. None of this shit would ever have happened. Clegg doesn't get enough of the blame.