Declan Swanton

[Declan Swanton @DeclanSwanton]

@joncoopertweets He is utterly incapable of friendly smalltalk. If he hasn’t got an opportunity to talk about himself, he simply doesn’t know what to say.

[Declan Swanton @DeclanSwanton]

@NiecyOKeeffe It’s so utterly tragic that she trustingly placed her life in the hands (literally) of three fucking morons, who don’t appear to have a brain cell between them. Not one of them (even for a second) looked at what they were doing and said “Oh wait, hold on”. Mind-boggling.

[Declan Swanton @DeclanSwanton]

@Martina When all the ducks are dead tomorrow - is that Biden’s fault?

[Declan Swanton @DeclanSwanton]

@Acyn “Pool guys” = “Underpaid migrants”

[Declan Swanton @DeclanSwanton]

@LakotaMan1 It’s the usual farce. Trump simply meanders on to his next ego-trip, pretending that he can’t remember anything about the last one. While his minions run around furiously trying to get underpaid migrants to clean up the mess.

[Declan Swanton @DeclanSwanton]

@NiecyOKeeffe Germany. So many people talk about how unbearable and crippling and fucking maddening hay fever is. Including my own two kids. I am utterly oblivious. No idea what it is. Never experienced it. Not a clue. I'm an alien.

[Declan Swanton @DeclanSwanton]

@NiecyOKeeffe @feebee_69 Because the giant ship swiveled upwards, in the cinema it genuinely felt like it was over your head. Astonishing, incredible - and not even a trace of AI.

[Declan Swanton @DeclanSwanton]

@NoLieWithBTC You know damn well that Trump is going to start whining and demand to know why it isn’t possible to stop the thunderstorms. 100%.

[Declan Swanton @DeclanSwanton]

@sophiegrenham Recently in a supermarket. Had to wait for ages on three occasions for people to unblock the aisle. On each occasion, they eventually looked back and appeared very confused and very irritated because I was standing there. Absolutely zero self awareness. FFS.

[Declan Swanton @DeclanSwanton]

@sophiegrenham @KhanSaba1278 Friendly, generous and entirely voluntary tips are one thing – but in the U.S. the guests appear to be almost terrorised into exorbitant tipping. It would do my head in. We'll probably hear a lot about it during the World Cup.

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@BladeoftheS The moment that prize fucking cunt Infantino gave trump the “FIFA Peace Prize” (Jesus wept!) the World Cup was dead.

Because Infantino was essentially giving the entire World Cup over to Trump to use for whatever propaganda and profiteering purposes he felt like.

[Declan Swanton @DeclanSwanton]

@NiecyOKeeffe The moment that prize fucking cunt Infantino gave trump the “FIFA Peace Prize” (Jesus wept!) the World Cup was dead.

Because Infantino was essentially giving the entire World Cup over to Trump to use for whatever propaganda and profiteering purposes he felt like.

[Declan Swanton @DeclanSwanton]

@rtenews Nepo baby. But she thinks that if she walks around with a permanent scowl, she will eventually be taken seriously.

[Declan Swanton @DeclanSwanton]

@NiecyOKeeffe Astonishing that his followers STILL can’t see that there is never any basis whatsoever for his whining self-pity. Literally a three-year-old, just tossing out the first thing that he can think of in order to deflect.

[Declan Swanton @DeclanSwanton]

@rushicrypto His handlers pump him full of drugs to keep him wide awake for an hour – but then have literally zero control whatsoever over whatever absolute random bullshit streams out of his stupid orange mouth.

[Declan Swanton @DeclanSwanton]

@NiecyOKeeffe In English, we were never taught how to enjoy anything - we were just taught how to pass the exams. I don’t think I’ve actually properly read a single poem ever since. If I did, my mind would just automatically go into “analysis” mode.

[Declan Swanton @DeclanSwanton]

@scarycath @NiecyOKeeffe Fucking Shakespeare.

[Declan Swanton @DeclanSwanton]

@mark_slapinski Best case scenario….. he dies halfway through The World Cup and the U.S. erupts in celebration.

[Declan Swanton @DeclanSwanton]

@KayBurley He was barely able to talk. So the police took the very easy option of believing the people who were standing up, unharmed and well able to talk (lie through their teeth). It’s gross incompetence and rampant stupidity. Reducing policing to infantile levels of “he said, she said”.