Declan Morgan

[Diana Alastair💚🤍💜 ⚢ ❌❌✡️ @sappholives83]

No, you don’t. A vagina is the gateway to life. It’s self-cleaning, self-lubricating, and can stretch to accommodate an entire baby before returning to its original size.

What you have, sir, is a fauxgina, a dead-end fvckhole that doesn’t clean itself (and let’s be honest, you won’t clean it either), and which will have to be kept open by dilation for the rest of your life, lest it close up on you like the open wound it is. The only thing it has in common with a vagina is its location and its general shape, but even that is never quite right. It’s a fake, a phony, a hole that exists for no other reason than to be penetrated, and if I wrote down my hopes for its future, I’d probably get suspended.

[Declan Morgan @DecMorgan]

@BetVictor 1-1 correct score, over 8.5 corners, over 2.5 cards #priceitup

[Declan Morgan @DecMorgan]

@TamarianPo @DanYapp92

[Declan Morgan @DecMorgan]

@original_alem @ajplus @DanYapp92

[Declan Morgan @DecMorgan]

MK2s don't take mp3 cds do they💀💀💀 https://t.co/Ast5jp5k2f

[Declan Morgan @DecMorgan]

@awjlane Halfpenny 💩 Davies 🤔

[Declan Morgan @DecMorgan]

Lions getting shown up by a sheep-farmer, a shopkeeper, a nurse, 2 students, a seasonal orchard-worker and Warren Gatland's son #GatlandOut

[Eric Prydz @ericprydz]

Thank you London! ❤️ #epic5

[Declan Morgan @DecMorgan]

@DanYapp92 @ericprydz @Creamfields @WHP_Mcr @ScottWDavies @jackrbristow we are so there

[Declan Morgan @DecMorgan]

@DarrenYeomans10 @Oddschanger not available anymore?

[Danny Stockport @DannyStockport]

“We’ve got a lot more passion & pride about us than England. We’ll definitely show that on the day” - @GarethBale11

[Declan Morgan @DecMorgan]

@_ZackM23 @FootyAccums which bookie is this?

[Declan Morgan @DecMorgan]

@JChaproniere @dominos just die plz

[Declan Morgan @DecMorgan]

@ScottWDavies @I_Skream https://t.co/7WFx9tgsut K Hun

[Declan Morgan @DecMorgan]

Carola 💥 https://t.co/tobiFMpyZ9

[Ibiza Spotlight @ibizaspotlight]

We haven't been able to get this out of our head since 8am Saturday morning... @marcocarola @MusicOnOfficial

[Declan Morgan @DecMorgan]

@Alanesss can't blame em

[VICE UK @VICEUK]

For just £400 a month, you could live on this single bed in a guy's kitchen: http://t.co/l3m9btv8dr

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

I'll just re-iterate for a lot of the buffoons tweeting me. I WILL NOT BE PLAYING IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP NEXT SEASON. Hope that clears that up!

[Declan Morgan @DecMorgan]

Clegg, Balls, Galloway, Miliband, Farage all out. British public saw sense #GE2015

[Rugby World Cup @rugbyworldcup]

#TBT @JonnyWilkinson drop goal and @EnglandRugby's win at #RWC2003 with commentary from Robertson and Andrew...
https://t.co/SF0JdNpRqr