We have analyzed the photo and determined that this sad man is not a clone. They have not been able to program his clones yet to express this level of defeat, expecting to never need to.
I have it on good authority that President Trump will be at an undisclosed location that rhymes with Bar-a-froggo and his clone will be watching election returns from the White House bunker.
BREAKING NEWS: As a safety precaution Thursday night (because, you know, the president has COVID), a clone of VP Biden will be on the debate stage while the real Biden will be talking into his earpiece.
My sources tell me that VP Pence kept trying to answer the questions in debate prep. They made this clone that spouts talking points instead. On short notice they had to use a cherry tomato for his eye and string cheese for his hair. The fly was real.
#pencesfly#cloningishard
@kayleighmcenany@realDonaldTrump Tbh, he was a little wheezy. I'm sure he'll rebound soon and absolutely won't crash in 5 days. Even though the 2nd week of COVID is the worst. How are you feeling btw? I know Patient Zero can suck the oxygen out of the room sometimes.