Deece Casillas

Stand-up comic, writer, host of The Social Hour. I'm the future mayor of Spokane WA & my favorite movie is 'Snow Dogs'.

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@sammorril hit me with some of your film recs. I love noir and you always drop gems on your pod but I'm usually driving when listening and can't write them down.

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I'm not saying fluoride in the water definitely kills brain cells...

I'm just saying most of you don't have the surplus to risk it.

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I'm not saying Trump did make America great again...

But a kid just told me he was a Lakers fan because of Luka not LeBron, so things are getting better 💜💛

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@Unknown_Comics Horrible customer service. Do not suggest buying from them, they will blow you off and not honor sales. Buyer beware

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@Unknown_Comics Hopefully nobody has questions about why the sales advertised aren't working. @Unknown_Comics will just block you and delete instead of having any real customer service.

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@Unknown_Comics Would be nice if you actually adhered to the sales you offer. Instead when your customer service is poor you'd rather hide and block people who have questions about it online. Seems like a reputable company would just reply instead of deleting comments shining light on it

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Trump: DEI is over.

Lakers: Immediately trades for white Superstar.

[Mighty Mascots #10 & Breakfast Brawlers on IGG! @RecklessGleason]

We are back live Monday with another episode of Indie Comics Relay! Join me, Harry, & @Schjoay as we welcome guests @DeeceComedy & Paul Veenstra to the show! 9PM EST Join us live!

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What about a man's right to choose whether they want to spend time with that woman in the woods...

It's called consent, ladies.

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I keep seeing posts about women and whether they should be afraid of encountering bears, which makes no sense...

I've been to West Hollywood, and the only woman bears are interested in is Lady Gaga.

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Dave & Buster's has announced they'll now allow live betting on their arcade games...

Yes, I'd like to wager $1,200 that the 37 year old playing Super Street Fighter also owns a FleshLight.

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I refuse to ever have sex on Easter...

Because that's one egg I never want to find.

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Diddy...?

I think it's pretty clear that he did.

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@rainbowrowell Well until you announce... I'm currently re-reading your She-Hulk from the start... 10/10 love this run. This is a perfect comic book IMO.

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People are mad about Wendy's proposing "surge" pricing, but we should be paying more for their burger, just look at it...

They literally don't cut corners.

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Scientists reported that an asteroid the size of 16 washing machines zoomed by Earth yesterday of 44,000 MPH, and I for one do not trust that statement...

From anyone who uses home appliances as a metric of measurement.

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This year's Super Bowl was the #2 most watched TV event of all time, behind only the Moon landing...

But it did take the Moon landings #1 spot for "Best Scripted Event".

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They say if you shake it more than 3 times you're just playing with it, and I had to learn the hard way...

That saying does not apply to babies.

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First year comedian: "Any advice for a new comic?"

Me: "Unfollow your local comedy scene on Facebook."

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Three years ago on January 6th I remember how scared I was for myself and our country, all I could think was: What if the insurrection is really successful...

Then how will I get all of my tax money to fund a proxy war in Ukraine?