Benson Pereira

[Benson Pereira @DeejayBenson]

@IndianTechGuide 3 cricketers, then an Alia Bhatt. What about @sachin_rt ?

[Mumbai Indians @mipaltan]

☀️ He came
👀 He s̶a̶w̶ stared
💪🏻 He conquered

#OneFamily #MumbaiIndians #MI #Dream11IPL #MIvRCB @surya_14kumar

[Benson Pereira @DeejayBenson]

Depresso :
The feeling you get when you've run out of coffee.

[Benson Pereira @DeejayBenson]

New toys for the big boys.
Time to rest the laptop.
Dj's check this out. https://t.co/sKCvIynFg1

[Benson Pereira @DeejayBenson]

The mind needs exercise, just like the body. That’s why I’m thinking about jogging.

[Benson Pereira @DeejayBenson]

Its so cold outside, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

[Benson Pereira @DeejayBenson]

Deep &Tech.
Ladies Night.
Food & Drinks.
Rains and awesome weather. — at Tamba https://t.co/1K8JVvCLXS

[Benson Pereira @DeejayBenson]

It's harder to date when you get older.
Most of the single women I meet now are alcoholics, on drugs or have kids.
This makes it tough because I just don't know if I'm ready for kids.

[Benson Pereira @DeejayBenson]

I'm so glad these holidays are over. I've been drunk since Halloween.

[Benson Pereira @DeejayBenson]

fuck Pakistan. phone got nicked by pakis at iqbal restauran Abu Dhabi.. fuck pakis. Hello 2020.

[Benson Pereira @DeejayBenson]

fuck pakistan. Just robbed by paki prick. mobile gone. thank you 2019.

[Benson Pereira @DeejayBenson]

Blows my mind that strawberries have no smell yet there is a strawberry airfreshner that smells of strawberries.

[Benson Pereira @DeejayBenson]

Deep l |Tech | Jacking | Groovy house tonight at Tamba .
Ladies night and the big Christmas hangover.
Come thru peeps.

[Benson Pereira @DeejayBenson]

We all know that Santa Claus can't be female because no women will wear the same outfit year after year.

[Benson Pereira @DeejayBenson]

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!

Merry Christmas everyone. <3

[Benson Pereira @DeejayBenson]

https://t.co/nJqVTvYerA

[Benson Pereira @DeejayBenson]

https://t.co/0NMPUQzeT8

[Benson Pereira @DeejayBenson]

Nothing brings a group of assholes together faster than something that's none of their fucking business.
#indiaprotests

[Benson Pereira @DeejayBenson]

Good one boys Miraz Saleh – attending Naach Ok Please - Finale 2019 at Courtyard by Marriott World Trade Center https://t.co/eiMyPrt28s

[Benson Pereira @DeejayBenson]

Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it werent for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.