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views are my own

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The DLR being self driven is literally the best thing. Think I’ve only seen it strike once.

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Heard the best phrase yesterday for something that’s not 100% accurate: ‘it’s not airtight it’s water tight so there will be some leakage’. I’m deffo using that looool

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Flash was good you man need to watch

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Asda > Tesco

[KP @TeacherBusy]

Hey @Tesco while your food prices keep rising and rising your goods seem to be getting worse and worse. Almost every single potato was rotted in this bag & we had to go out and buy more. This isn’t the first time either, the quality has been getting abysmal over time.

[lol @DEEKZ_SA]

Nah trying to organise who’s house to go to at what time on Eid is harder than planning a 2 week travel hop.

[lol @DEEKZ_SA]

I can’t believe people are still trying to justify this with ‘your deductions are the problem’ or ‘what about night shifts’ like ??? Even base is shit considering the years spent. Do you question any other profession this way? Let alone ones that are literally saving our lives.

[Souradip Mookerjee @souramoo]

my salary as a doctor in london working 40h weeks after 9 years of uni at cambridge and a phd #BMADoctorsVoteYes

[Kamaboko Gonpachiro @out_leica_light]

The art.

[lol @DEEKZ_SA]

@pyro_k_ @MCHARJ2 Nah bro I’ve deffo paid more than 10. Marj out here getting extras too loool. Rice and fish with veg shouldn’t be more than £7

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I don’t know what the hype is for this Farmer J spot. Lines that bend round the corner just to get canteen trays and mix veg.

[Toni Childs🤎 @Ummikha_AM]

Hi All, i’m working with KPMG,GOOGLE,JP MORGAN etc to recruit UK BLACK STUDENTS for their internships/grad roles in Tech, Fintech,Law, Consulting, AIP 2023. If anyones interested DM me. Open to BLACK students in any year of study and attending any Uni. RT 🙏🏾

[lol @DEEKZ_SA]

Disheartening to see BAME grads in the office cutting corners/being sloppy with effort. Our opportunities are limited in certain fields and we really can’t afford to slack.

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@mertesakib Loool yep

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Imagine this guy came to the barbers, tried to cut in line and nearly got decked in the face. Had to wait his turn only to then sit down and say ‘blade 2 all over boss’ I…

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Who the hell even supports Croatia ?!

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Back in a first year IBD interview when the VP looked at my brown shoes and elbow patch blazer in disgust. (I was 18 pls)

[Diji @dijiaderogba]

~ How did you know you weren’t going to get the job during your job interview?

Share your story 😂

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Taxi guy in Germany said ‘congrats on the PM’ when I told him I’m from London looool this isn’t my achievement bro

[Yujian Tang @yujian_tang]

@karantalati look at Rishi, he is Prime Minister, why can't you be Prime Minister like him?

[lol @DEEKZ_SA]

This man must definitely have a podcast

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

This man was extremely cynical, but extremely funny 😭😭

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Legit the only people taking midday flights right now are dripped out East Asians. I feel stupid in my stupid suit.

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What have we come to…