Dee Newton

Turning apple's into snaple since I can remember.

[Dee Newton @DeeNewt3]

Somebody pay for my nipple piercing.

[Dee Newton @DeeNewt3]

I seen a 50 year olds thong at Walmart. Highlights of my weekend.

[🤑JMC🤑 @jonnycraig4L]

Super lost today

[Dee Newton @DeeNewt3]

You're so camo, I can't see you.

[Dee Newton @DeeNewt3]

You got to let the youngins play. They dont kesrn on the bench. Duda smh

[Dee Newton @DeeNewt3]

@tinder lmao you win

[Dee Newton @DeeNewt3]

Pick him up, boy's!

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Sean Smith released from jail after five months https://t.co/PJWUeBaJN8

[Dee Newton @DeeNewt3]

Ran days suck ass here.

[🤑JMC🤑 @jonnycraig4L]

Yo unisex bathrooms make it real hard to take my morning shit lol..

[Leowulf @80Dplum]

@adamteicher Per source
Wylie- "Can you take it easy on me?"
Jones- "What?"
Wylie- "It's Practice, I'm not trying to work that hard."
Jones- "what?"
Wylie- "stop doing that, it's annoying."
Jones- *proceeds to issue the Stone Cold stunner. Stands up, says "we go hard, that's the bottom line"

[Dee Newton @DeeNewt3]

@cdotharrison Jesse. Shes too tall for me. But I'm not afraid to climb that tree.

[Dee Newton @DeeNewt3]

@610SportsKC Our left side is horrible.

[Dee Newton @DeeNewt3]

Wtf is a bi-poly couple? It sounds unpleasant

[Dee Newton @DeeNewt3]

Buying "smart water", doesn't impress a girl. Busch light does.

[Dee Newton @DeeNewt3]

@Twitter, find me a girlfriend that'll bring beer over.

[Dee Newton @DeeNewt3]

I guess I miss someone nagging at me.

[Dee Newton @DeeNewt3]

So, if you like beer and nagging; hmu

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Looking back at #ChiefsCamp Alumni Day. https://t.co/V1YPciLoqn