CoNJosh

Coincidence or Not? In a nutshell, it’s dark.

[CoNJosh @DEEOHDUB]

@Azariel91 He was there meeting for a marriage proposal to plan for his girlfriend that confronts him on cheating. Funny how that got cut out. He’s trying not to tell her right away bc he wants to keep it a surprise. She never listened to him.

[Angry Cops @AngryCops]

Someone stole the Somali flag in front of city hall. Welcome to Buffalo the pearl in NY Stare

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Fahrenheit is based on human experience:
0° is fucking cold. 100° is fucking hot.

Celsius is based on at sea level water:
Water freezes at 0° and boils at 100°

A. Celsius is flawed because water freezes and boils at different temperatures depending on altitude.

B. When I ask what the temperature is, I’m asking for myself. I don’t give a fuck how water feels about the weather.

[CoNJosh @DEEOHDUB]

@renabaddie_ 124

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

Congratulations Major Capers, you earned every bit of that Medal of Honor.

It was an honor hosting you sir, and you’re welcome back to San Antonio to hang with the boys any time 🫡

[CoNJosh @DEEOHDUB]

Bryce Mitchell Reacts To Sean Strickland's White House Ban #brycemitchel... https://t.co/G2SPH94rYh via @YouTube

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

“proportional response”

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

You can do it pretty easily with a core drill or a hammer drill. Hell, you could manage it with just a hammer and chisel.

How the fuck do people from the country that spent a thousand years building badass castles think drilling a hole through stone is still some kind of impossible wizardry in 2026?

[CoNJosh @DEEOHDUB]

@mikefutia Chat

[Wesley Hunt @WesleyHuntTX]

My father grew up in the segregated South.

He had to walk around to the BACK of a restaurant just to order a sandwich because he was black.

THAT was Jim Crow.

Not showing a photo ID to vote.

You need an ID to:
• Board a plane
• Cash a check
• Buy alcohol
• Enter federal buildings

But suddenly showing an ID to vote is “racist”?

Give me a break.

This is not civil rights.
This is political theater.

The Democrat Party survives by manufacturing grievance because they have nothing else to run on.

Comparing voter ID laws to segregation is not just dishonest, it is insulting to the people who actually lived through Jim Crow.

Asking Americans to prove they are who they say they are when they cast their vote is called common sense.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

We are unironically moments away from people legitimately declaring DoorDash is a human right.

[CoNJosh @DEEOHDUB]

@UnsubscribeCast @MrBallen

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

This is absolutely horrific.

My opponent has made it clear she supports policies that will continue to endanger San Antonio families like this, advocating for things like the return of “catch and release.”

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

Some of the same people calling me a Nazi were caught spending millions funding actual Nazis.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

I feel shocked

[CoNJosh @DEEOHDUB]

@DDNcustoms101 @TheAKGuy I would be if I was Brandon’s staff member and I didn’t get sa ed. What’s the point. Im the guy in the pro pick. Go Brandon.

[CoNJosh @DEEOHDUB]

@CraigJones199 @TheAKGuy Brandon most likely knows the truth before he speaks.

[Eli Cuevas @Eli_Doubletap]

They are actually thinking this is a good idea….. That’s the terrifying part.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

If you're the mother who was reading Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone aloud to your child on the LNER train from London to Edinburgh yesterday, one of my grown up children was listening and says you did the voices brilliantly❤️🥹