chatgpt roan

Laura. 37. childless cat lady. civil litigator by day, antihero by night. RTs are not endorsements. "incompetent lying hag" - one dude in court the other week

[Huddersfield Preservation Society @HuddsPrsrvtnSoc]

Have to feel sorry for M&S’s marketing team who were trying to get “Picky Bits” going as the vibe for summer 2026, when instead it’s actually going to be “Starmer Going Full Ceaușescu on the Balcony”

[chatgpt roan @deepblueyonder]

@idlewildgirl @vintedUK Yessss as a 10-12 I hate new @vinted it’s SUCH A PAIN

[chatgpt roan @deepblueyonder]

@_futuredays @constans Many an evening spent partaking in the Mumbles mile. Lovely place

[chatgpt roan @deepblueyonder]

It’s Valentine’s Day, and I’m taking the opportunity to tell y’all that my husband is the absolute best. Ugh I love him so much.

[chatgpt roan @deepblueyonder]

@FaringForwards @krug79 Ludicrous!

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@emilybastow_ Given they’ve both been talking about having AI replicas, it’s pretty obvious this is a PR stunt having their clangersonas get hitched

[chatgpt roan @deepblueyonder]

@dommoly @SAshworthHayes The FTPT… the one introduced in 2013…

[chatgpt roan @deepblueyonder]

@VeryHelpers I’m following but x isn’t giving me the option to DM you

[Lord of the Rings Memes @TheLOTRMemes]

It’s the effort!

[єℓαιηє @elainesim28]

Wedding vows should include…..
"Do you promise to always help him find his stuff that is right in front of him" because you will be doing that forever.

[Lady of the Lake @sword_mommy]

You want to be a “tradwife” because you hate feminism and your job, I want to be a 50’s housewife so I can get a lobotomy and pop benzos before picking up cocaine cola at the grocery store and put hot dogs in jello for my husband 💅✨

[chatgpt roan @deepblueyonder]

Runners of x: how do you know if your toenail is going to fall off… advice please 🫥

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@eurovanya Deserved a dramatic reading

[Andreas Lithander @lithanders]

Me infront of the coffee machine at work on monday #ESC2025 #Eurovision

[chatgpt roan @deepblueyonder]

@DudespostingWs We drank a lot of preservatives in the 90s and early 00s

[sabrina pics ✦ @brinajpg]

girls don’t want a boyfriend, girls want sabrina carpenter's hair.

[chatgpt roan @deepblueyonder]

I’ve just found out that Harry eats creme eggs sideways like a corn on the cob. Horrific. Don’t think I can marry him.

[chatgpt roan @deepblueyonder]

@Spotify But what about podcasts 😭 I hate the stupid screamy adverts in the middle of meditation eps.

[chatgpt roan @deepblueyonder]

So I get why @YouTube ‘s ads are awful and obnoxious, it’s to get you to pay for YT premium. So WHY are the ads on @Spotify podcasts worse? I already pay for premium, spots, but your ads are so loud and jarring. Please please let me switch them off or I’m off to @amazonmusic