Sig Curtis

I write fiction, essays, and reviews. I do the art. I'm an Orthodox Christian. @Brucenannerphd helps me out when the bees in my brain get all screamy.

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If you suffer from depression, know this:

I, too, suffer from depression.

You are not alone or invalid for sometimes needing to lay in bed unshowered for three days as if you were an anatomically correct sculpture of yourself made of cheese.

I, too, am a cheese-man.

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Introduced my players to a pirate merchant this past week. @stavvybaby

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2020 Election Cycle: Probably still Racist Grandpa V Definitely Still Racist Grandpa.

2024 Election cycle: Still Racist but Working on it Grandpa V Methampoleon Bonaparte.

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@IsMitchDeadYet Goddamnit.

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Every time I hear "The Good Doctor" by Haken I think to myself "Man Danny from game grumps is really killing it on this album."

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@elonmusk "ACTIVISTS ARE TRYING TO DESTROY FREE SPEECH IN AMERICA BY --"

*Checks notes*

"Actively...and...freely speaking out...against a power structure they disagree with."

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This is my new 13th Age (DnD but better) character . His name is Jeff.

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Is there a subreddit where Americans just apologize to east Asia for what we've done?

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the new British national anthem

https://t.co/KwcRroLtDH

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The cool thing is that if we don't make it to post scarcity communist utopia we get to go back to post climate disaster tribal agrarian and try again.

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@LegalEagle
Legal realism grade?

https://t.co/k3s1ZCFJW2

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@LeaderMcConnell @LindseyGrahamSC @tedcruz

https://t.co/2rDqdPz5Mh

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Actual photo of justice Clarence Thomas

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@JoeBiden GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER YOU DAWDLING ASSHOLE. PEOPLE NEED HELP.

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The fact that Disney has not yet tapped Claudio Sanchez to write a star wars soundtrack is both insane and appalling.

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You think your tiktok FYP is weird? Are you on NON-EUCLIDIAN GEOMETRY TOK? NO? DONT @ ME.

https://t.co/vv8y8AnqLr

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For reference my character is at half HP, and just finished a rough fight with a troll that speaks infernal and promised to "Eat me first."

And now he's isolated in our game world's equivalent of fkn Becan.

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The other three players in my dnd campaign used a leyline warp and landed in a empty seeming field. I fucked up using the leyline warp and now I'm in fucking Indiana Jones. Send help.

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I think part of the reason our generation is mentally ill is that we're the first ones to be persistently reminded of the absolutely awful versions of ourselves we were as teenagers. in other words I WOULD NOT LIKE TO LOOK BACK ON MY MEMORIES, FACEBOOK.

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@BruceNannerMA

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I told an AI to make art out of my gaming handle and I gotta say it is genuinely some of the most upsetting shit I've ever seen.