Fake Jack Handey

Modern day philosopher and deep thinker.

[Fake Jack Handey @DeepJackHandy]

@frankie_Fword @wsread @DerekJancart @RpsAgainstTrump @mtgreenee You're both idiots.

[Fake Jack Handey @DeepJackHandy]

@trekkiebill You can spend all the time you want explaining why you blocked my other account. You know it wasn't an apologist stance, it was reality. Biden continued fighting behind the scene and you can't admit being wrong.

[Fake Jack Handey @DeepJackHandy]

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, and that has made me very lost. Gonna ask that old guy directions.

.. anyone know where that big tree that fell down in '72 stood? Apparently, I need to go left there....

[Fake Jack Handey @DeepJackHandy]

Always... never..? Never. Never shit where you eat.

[Fake Jack Handey @DeepJackHandy]

@chrislcobb I'm in twitter jail on my main account... seems fascists don't like being sworn at

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Watch this.

[Fake Jack Handey @DeepJackHandy]

@parlertakes the terrorist who died.

[Fake Jack Handey @DeepJackHandy]

@LindaLush4 @GrouchyNYer @anthonycwalker this one isn't hilarious. This is the guy who was "lost" trying to find the protest in that video a few weeks ago?

[Fake Jack Handey @DeepJackHandy]

@barbaraot Why do they insist on saying "woman" and not "terrorist"?

She was a terrorist killed in a failed coup

[Fake Jack Handey @DeepJackHandy]

@blackngoldproud I can't bear to watch the House. It's so full of the stupid

[Fake Jack Handey @DeepJackHandy]

Why do they insist on saying "woman" and not "terrorist"?

She was a terrorist killed in a failed coup

[Fake Jack Handey @DeepJackHandy]

https://t.co/AGYXwkUBmq

[Barb O'Toole @barbaraot]

The far right is going to try to make her their Heather Heyer.

[Beth Tuura @tvbethy]

@slpng_giants Tucker Carlson and Laura Ingraham are complicit in driving these conspiracy theories. FOX doesn’t need advertisers but they do need cable subscribers. Time to cut the cord.

[Fake Jack Handey @DeepJackHandy]

@slpng_giants Fox News makes it's money from cable providers, not advertisers... that's just gravy

[Fake Jack Handey @DeepJackHandy]

@blackngoldproud As expected

[Fake Jack Handey @DeepJackHandy]

@ProjectLincoln @parlertakes @tedcruz @HawleyMO @SenHydeSmith @SenatorMarshall @SenJohnKennedy @TTuberville Got it

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

I know today has been hard. I can't remember the last time I felt such intense outrage and sadness. We're still here though. We'll get through this.

[Fake Jack Handey @DeepJackHandy]

@blackngoldproud Yeah, that's still unconscionable. 6 senators who don't mind enabling sedition.

[Fake Jack Handey @DeepJackHandy]

@DrRhetoric Same. He's slimy

[Fake Jack Handey @DeepJackHandy]

@blackngoldproud He's such an asshole