DeepMatt

Shhhhhhhh.

[DeepMatt @DeepMatt2]

Ive been on the lamb for months now but no matter what I will keep bringing you important intel on the shady figures in YOUR community

[DeepMatt @DeepMatt2]

I am a trained professional in all investigative martial arts. Do NOT try this at home

[DeepMatt @DeepMatt2]

Unfortunately I have yet to collect any substantial evidence of the existence of one S-Squatch. However I will never quit until there is a Bigfoot in every classroom

[DeepMatt @DeepMatt2]

I have finally captured one SS. The beaches are safe for recreation and the consumption of caramel flavored bugles once more

[DeepMatt @DeepMatt2]

Since I’ve been gone I’m happy to announce that I’ve tied the knot. I think her dad likes me

[DeepMatt @DeepMatt2]

I have returned to continue my quest to satiate the hunter and desire for intel on shady figures and spooky goblins in YOUR community

[DeepMatt @DeepMatt2]

@PresidentsRank @Mattmcclellan1R My Intel suggests that Reagan worked for the bear.

[DeepMatt @DeepMatt2]

Investigators often ask me if I am @Mattmcclellan1R the truth is he is but one manifestation of me for I am Intel personified

[DeepMatt @DeepMatt2]

In this era of goobery I will save the world one Manila envelope at a time.

[DeepMatt @DeepMatt2]

@Mattmcclellan1R I find no lies here

[DeepMatt @DeepMatt2]

@OfficialBilly_R @SSF1991 No Shadows voice was sealed away in darkness long ago guarded by the men of nickle.

[DeepMatt @DeepMatt2]

@Mattmcclellan1R I have been investigating this incident and have found that Target may be responsible for this turn of events.

[DeepMatt @DeepMatt2]

I have been on a stakeout for ghouls. Unfortunately I was trapped underground for months due to a cheese slide. But now I am back ready to deliver intel to YOUR community

[DeepMatt @DeepMatt2]

If any votes had been lost I would have found them

[DeepMatt @DeepMatt2]

@jesse_sumpter My intel suggests he insists his wife has climaxed when he climaxes because they must be in agreement in all things.

[DeepMatt @DeepMatt2]

@BeanyBear2 This is merely a ploy so you can make anime illegal

[DeepMatt @DeepMatt2]

I am always the last man standing because intel never rests

[DeepMatt @DeepMatt2]

No sus imposters can escape my keen eye.

[DeepMatt @DeepMatt2]

@Mattmcclellan1R Sources suggest it is because Tampa Brady had to go into witness protection and was not available to sign off.

[DeepMatt @DeepMatt2]

@BWubbish @CPU_CWCSonichu Big Wubbish is NOT to be trifled with.