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@cowboy_postbop It isn't necessarily Fantano's fault as he genuinely is passionate about music, but he has paved the way for a million dweebs who's entire schtick is 'appearing to be knowledgeable about music' and having the 'correct' opinions/taste. Baffling way to live your life imo

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@NJ_Timothy All of my baldest, fattest, ugliest friends are saying this tbf

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@im_not_ubel @ienjoyapplenot Go dive with the Lucio. You don't need heals if the enemy is dead

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@ali_allon You need serious professional help.

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@bbcquestiontime @BBCiPlayer @BBCNews The BBC continuing to plumb the depths of abysmal dogshit I see

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@303BassHole @CantEverDie None of that's happening big dog, sorry

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@skeletorisreal Guns and Roses of metal (handful of good songs across 1-3 albums, massively disproportionate level of clout and success, cringe and kind of right wing coded, loved by normies but only the big songs etc.)

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@FlexorTV Orisa gameplay looks basically the same across all ranks - primary fire endlessly because the heat mechanic is a joke, stun, eat and sustain through all damage for free and kill the whole team with minimal skill expression. A champ Sigma/Rein is never doing this shit

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@FlexorTV All tanks can categorically not do what is being shown in the clip lmao. The low skill/effort to high reward skew of certain tanks is what makes tanking annoying to play for ~95% of the player base

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@ShippersUnbound One day in the near future, all of you despicable, hateful cowards will be dead, and all the trans people who's loves you fought tooth and nail to ruin will be laughing

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@KTHopkins HAHAHAHA fucking owned you loser

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@veloketh Its also like not that hard? Kind of annoying but very manageable unless you're doing a challenge run

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@rharrisai @BonesawMD Cool what have they made?

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@NAPainter_ You are a fucking rat

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@bmay Got what you wanted 2015-2026 Brendan you fucking dickhead. Greens did really well by the look of things though! Hahahaha

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Very reasonable amount of damage to do in 0.2 seconds thanks blizzard @PlayOverwatch

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@MikeTappTweets -1500 councillors btw

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@LondonLabour All of this to defend a genocidal party for nonces. Shameful

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@LDRCumLaude @MargBarAmerica @annakhachiyan You seem nice