GUNT WATCH

I can’t speak English

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“Crank that” by Soulja Boy has enough steel drum in it to deserve a ska remix @souljaboy @LessThanJake

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“Get a job” is the best insult in video games idc argue with a wall #ARCRaiders

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Indiana was so good this year, they got the first ever second round bye #rolltried #CFBPlayoff

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@ARose2023 @Soaringeagle45 What the fuck is wrong with you

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Call her Joseph Stalin they way she’s got those steel beef curtains

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Never look gift pussy in the hole

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Tell big milk they can suck it

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“Southern whites, snake draft fuckin all my Mormon wifes”, or whatever Glen Campbell sang

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“I don’t need any KY jelly, I just rev the mustang”

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There’s only 2 rules. No crying in baseball, and no spit in fisting

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Is it gayer to have sex with a FTM who has the male body parts, or a dyke that has the male spirit?

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Every day can be a “horny little Christmas” when you don’t know how to read a calendar

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Two most famous drag racers are John Force and Ru Paul

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Throwing ass and eating Casey’s pizza

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By God me and the boys will have the Bucees flag flying over Paris by the end of the weekend

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It’s better to seal the edge, than to edge the seal

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🎶 Don’t waste your on me, I’m just angry that you won’t give me head 🎶

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Me gusta brown hole

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Find you a gal that will cuck the hatman with you

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The Hat Man is governor of Okansas (Pronounced Oklansas)