Deeside Pigeon

Bird class: Columbidae, urban variety. Fond of sausage rolls, chips, stalking pedestrians and shitting. Dislikes halks, pigeon netting and cats.

[Deeside Pigeon @DeesidePigeon]

Hidden Gems : Inspiral Carpets - Commercial Rain http://t.co/po84BQE34b via @StevoMusicMan @fatpuduk Get all over the live version!

[Deeside Pigeon @DeesidePigeon]

@rabsimon Have a look at my all time World Cup side. Would be interested to see yours.

[Deeside Pigeon @DeesidePigeon]

@fatpuduk Get on my previous tweet. We`d win every game 13-7. Post one back!

[Deeside Pigeon @DeesidePigeon]

I’ve picked my all-time World Cup team. http://t.co/XZgBAvwThI What’s your #greatestXI ? #bbcworldcup

[Deeside Pigeon @DeesidePigeon]

They`ll be even better than last time. @fatpuduk Might book Thursday off!

[Deeside Pigeon @DeesidePigeon]

@fatpuduk you up and about?

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Sat night dogs. @fatpuduk talks entrance, free ale vouchers,wins 10/11 races! #ChubbyOnFire #GiftOfTheGab Stopped being surprised years ago

[Deeside Pigeon @DeesidePigeon]

@fatpuduk @Gezza23 A good buy!

[Deeside Pigeon @DeesidePigeon]

@fatpuduk @Gezza23 Your clippers being broken does not excuse your new look. Nowt on top and a mullet. #IWentForASaunaWithTedHankey :) :) :)

[Deeside Pigeon @DeesidePigeon]

@Gezza23 @fatpuduk It`s a good look. Connery, Yul Brynner, Savalas, pigeon. #WearItWell #BuzzOffYouPair

[Deeside Pigeon @DeesidePigeon]

@fatpuduk Ok matey. We`ll have to plan in advance!

[Deeside Pigeon @DeesidePigeon]

@fatpuduk #JesusCabs

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@fatpuduk Pigeon fancy a bird bath and a mooch in the tandoori bin. Tomorrow? #HaveChalkWillTravel

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@fatpuduk Liking it.

[Benedict XVI @PopularPope]

Let's quash the media rumours:
Firstly I wasn't forced to quit.
Secondly, I wear white as it's so slimming.
I hope that's clear,

[Deeside Pigeon @DeesidePigeon]

@Gezza23 Nice. Breeds misery. Credit unions available.

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@fatpuduk @DeesideDotCom @eggandcustard @KateDaviesuk ChalkTuckedFirmlyUnderWing.

[Marco Pierre Shite 🥄🥄🥄 @Marco__P_Shite]

@fatpuduk @eggandcustard used to take the piss out of my mate doing the sprint, his face looked like he was cracking one off!

[💩Eric Clump💩 @eggandcustard]

Cleverley and Young trending. Manure fans going apeshit. Might put ITV on after all. #MoyesIn

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@rabsimon Pigeon poor at most things. Interpreting the past a strong point. #History #FirstClass #5Times