Devan 🌰

AJZ ❤️ Batman is the shit🦇 can’t watch UFC fights sitting down

[Onyx Odds @OnyxOdds]

Cam Skattebo at practice wondering why Jaxson Dart wears #9 and sucks now

[Dave Kluge @DaveKluge]

Workshopping a theory that Brock Purdy is actually some sort of vampire who only gets more powerful as his teammates fall victim to the electrical substation

[awday @_awday]

form was funky as hell they gonna turn into mo bamba

[Nuga @omo__nuga]

Hello Monday you piece of shit.

[jeanne d’porc @honlarp]

jacking off checklist

[TJ @TJCardCollector]

Who is Israel bombing tonight?

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Republicans during the obama era

[Chef 👩🏻‍🍳 @chefsevenn]

I’m at Ruth’s Chris Steak House with $20.
What should I get?

[⟲ @unotfbg]

old head in front of me at the gas station paid for his two rhino pills and honey pack with exact change #nothisfirstrodeo #freakyveteran

[Jalin Troutman @JalinTroutman35]

DB’s for the last 15 yards of a pick 6

[ً‏ @Tivyn]

just saw Primetime hand Pattinson a water nigga @RealChalamet

[Chad Fisher DNP @ChadFisher]

“Hi. I’m Kirk Herbstreit. You may remember me from the game you’re watching right fucking now. Well, I’d like to tell you about my dog.”

[Nara LOve @NaraLove23]

You think you found a parking spot then BOOM Kia fckin Soul

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

Went down to the stock market and everyone knew you

[👑Doc smooth 👑 @docsmooth718]

Asked my Uber why his car shaking. He said dont worry bout it u the one need a ride

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Giants fans Week 1, 2026

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Unbelievable tweet

[JayJay Ray @jayjayray]

His hole boutta get fuckmaxxed in jail