Deeeeeeeeeeeee

[Deeeeeeeeeeeee @DEEwith13Es]

To establish dominance in your household, be sure to snarl and hiss at your porch pigeon. #citylife

[Deeeeeeeeeeeee @DEEwith13Es]

Something about Belle living with an ugly hairy beast with serious anger issues ..as she's trapped in a boring town away from friends& family.. just trying to make the best of things..
Really fucking resonates this year unfortunately
#BeautyAndtheBeast
#LEAVEHIM

[Deeeeeeeeeeeee @DEEwith13Es]

I brought everyone in the office those canned Starbucks coffee drinks cuz bitches love cold coffee drinks at 2pm 😅😉
#killemwithkindness

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Haters will say this is AI 🕺🕺

[Deeeeeeeeeeeee @DEEwith13Es]

Thought I was getting my period or something cuz I was mad at everything
Turns out my bra was just on a little too tight😅

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

“These edibles ain’t working!”

*15 minutes later

[Deeeeeeeeeeeee @DEEwith13Es]

There's too many grasshoppers
It's a goddamn plague
#colorado

[Deeeeeeeeeeeee @DEEwith13Es]

A blanket of fog??! Gotta be least favorite type of blanket

[Deeeeeeeeeeeee @DEEwith13Es]

I started talking to myself lately. (Mostly cuz I'm high & alone?)
Yeah, umm yall crazy for real
Ion like that😳

[Deeeeeeeeeeeee @DEEwith13Es]

I strongly recommend keeping a fun size (at least) #Snickers in your bag ladies! Retweet to save a life.. probably a man's life honestly 🙃

[Deeeeeeeeeeeee @DEEwith13Es]

You ever feel like a cock?
I,too, want to fight
To the death
With the opponent
In the mirror.
Everyday.

[Deeeeeeeeeeeee @DEEwith13Es]

😳

[father @father]

imagine if giraffes was carnivores

[Deeeeeeeeeeeee @DEEwith13Es]

Why is the snake with arms talking so funny?!🤣💀💀 #LittleDemonFX

[Deeeeeeeeeeeee @DEEwith13Es]

Someone at the bar telling a story.."you know what brownsies are right, D?" (GROUNDSIES)
me: BRAZZERS? 🤣🤣

[Deeeeeeeeeeeee @DEEwith13Es]

Yall ever yelled at your snack
"I'M TOO MOISTURIZED TO OPEN THIS!"
Nah me either😫

[Deeeeeeeeeeeee @DEEwith13Es]

Getting 8 hours of sleep is such a waste of time lmao
I had shit to do this morning

[Deeeeeeeeeeeee @DEEwith13Es]

But why we let the conditioner bottle poop in our hands like that

[Deeeeeeeeeeeee @DEEwith13Es]

#freenugday #cheba #latepost #StonerFam

[Deeeeeeeeeeeee @DEEwith13Es]

Can't wait for this!

[nick kroll @nickkroll]

pls return your mother’s call

[Deeeeeeeeeeeee @DEEwith13Es]

"Made it home safe"
"DAMN YOU GOT THERE QUICK"
😅😅
Why do I drive like I'm leaving a crime scene😂