DEEZ NETS FC

established 2018, official twitter account of five a side team DEEZ NETS FC, managed by @_JoeBarnes_⚽️

[DEEZ NETS FC @DEEZ_NETS_FC]

Ready👀 #DNFC

[DEEZ NETS FC @DEEZ_NETS_FC]

Wisewood refs getting ready to sin bin a young lad after letting Big Dave (52) get away with 4 leg breakers in the first half

[Sam @SamTalbot0901]

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[ABBAdeen @ABBAdeenFC]

We also welcome @_ethanharris who signs on loan from @DEEZ_NETS_FC until the end of the season.

[DEEZ NETS FC @DEEZ_NETS_FC]

@BlindersPique Yes, yes they are

[DEEZ NETS FC @DEEZ_NETS_FC]

Seems like ages since the Deezers were up at wisewood, wonder if @BlindersPique are still as tragic

[DEEZ NETS FC @DEEZ_NETS_FC]

With DEEZ NETS taking a break, @PCYFC_EN are getting a fantastic player, good luck to Alex⚽️ #DNFC

[ABBAdeen @ABBAdeenFC]

New signing.

A day before the start of the start of the new season, we have brought in Alex Fearnley.

The Hillsborough Pumas captain sings on loan from @DEEZ_NETS_FC on a short term basis.

[DEEZ NETS FC @DEEZ_NETS_FC]

@VincsoCF Can have him as long as you take @ThomasWilkes12 n’all

[DEEZ NETS FC @DEEZ_NETS_FC]

If Deez Nets ever get a team back together you’re banned for this tweet

[Tom Staniland @tomstaniland1]

Unreal weekend with the wife @AlssPayne 👏🏼🥰

[DEEZ NETS FC @DEEZ_NETS_FC]

The boys take on DEAD N BURIED tonight in what will be the last DEEZ NETS appearance for the foreseeable future. The lads will be looking to secure a 2nd place finish in an emotional fixture, come on deezers!⚽️ #DNFC

[DEEZ NETS FC @DEEZ_NETS_FC]

The boys come out 6-5 winners vs MAROON 5! Shoutout to the ginger 16 year old for helping us out⚽️ #DNFC

[DEEZ NETS FC @DEEZ_NETS_FC]

Tonight’s game vs @VincsoCF is off due to them being scared of the rain, on to next week

[DEEZ NETS FC @DEEZ_NETS_FC]

Happy birthday to a Deezers OG and legend @alexdayswfc❤️⚽️

[Loz @LPlattsy99]

Howard Webb’s Btec cousin

[DJT @DJT12_]

“It’s SHOWTIME”

[DEEZ NETS FC @DEEZ_NETS_FC]

FT: boys come out 9-6 winners vs @jubezbombsquad, great team performance including a top display from @correy_jones12 for the @thumbsup MOTM⚽️❤️ #DNFC

[DEEZ NETS FC @DEEZ_NETS_FC]

Half an hour into the game, haven’t stopped running, you’re knackered, need some help off the bench.

The bench:

[DEEZ NETS FC @DEEZ_NETS_FC]

Tonight the lads take on @jubezbombsquad with possibly the biggest dank squad ever fielded by deez nets fc:
Staniland
Fearnley
Harris
Marrison
Jones

Wilkes
Wakefield
🚨If anyone would like to help out in the third bench position, DM us asap🚨

Come on boys⚽️ #DNFC

[Snorting whizzbon FC @SnortingWhizzFc]

Bottles it against blokes and Gets abused about his shiny head by Ronan Knight

[jt @Jt_hunnam_]

If fraz is on his jollies you don’t want the other cunt