phantom virus

ur killing me smalls

[😶‍🌫️ @penishorts]

This is simply not a safe place

[😶‍🌫️ @penishorts]

I’m drinking alone at the Rainforest Cafe and I’m being brave about the loud sounds of the jungle.

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

Doctor: "Can I go check her pulse?"

ICE: "No! Back off! Now!"

Doctor: "I'm a physician."

ICE: "I don't care."

[Grace @gracecamille_]

not defending her but she does seem kinda slow. God bless

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Como se dice bounce on it

[SpiritNGE @SpiritWTE]

If Big Kirk had drip instead of that fuck ass haircut he’d still be alive

[RILEZ ☆ | DCSOWHITE @7SPIDRMAN]

yikes, unfollowing him right now.

big fan of him dressing up as a bat and beating up people, was not aware he was a billionaire.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

why do you grow distant white boy…

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

I do not laugh at the plight of "Scrat" from the Ice Age films. His terror moves me to tears.

[deo @frickyuu]

On the way home from Superman I stopped my car to let a squirrel cross the road

[mo @mofromyt]

no one:
me when superman saves a squirrel:

[Megan Coyne @megancoyne23]

we are witnessing never before seen levels of loser

[z - jason 🦥🪐 @spongebobsloth]

Me watching superman say fuck israel for 2hrs and 9mins

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Wow who would have thought that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?