Derek (Mother Effort)

Love my Seahawks, Mariners, Supersonics and Sounders. 2xTHTC Winner, and '94 World Series MVP.

[Derek (Mother Effort) @DeezyNW]

A lot of soiled bedsheets in the playoffs with, #ChiefsTexans and #RavensTitans. Wow!

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@GallantSays
Welcome to Seattle! Love the show!

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@rightlane12 🤣🤣

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⁦@rightlane12⁩ https://t.co/dGrlKnKA3m

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@ATXCoug ...Subtle...

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@TheRyanReadman It belongs to the only country that will claim it... ‘Merica!!

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@KingPeppersnake Not as good as pocket Pistachios. Shells make a nice little rattling sound when you walk.

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@hedstrombacon @oldmanbeaston I’ve heard, “Plants crave electrolytes.”
@oldmanbeaston is probably 90% Gatorade and Cliff Bars, so makes sense.
#Idiocracy

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@oldmanbeaston Damnit!! Now I have to delete my @OldManeBeastOn account! 😫

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@TheRyanReadman Hiding racism in animated films?..No!!!

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@oldmanbeaston “I’ll take some Ces, to go please.”

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@oldmanbeaston Ever pull in to a car wash fund raiser with that thing? “Make sure you get all the windows ladies, ariiight?”

#GrabAStepLadder

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@oldmanbeaston “Come on Flames!!”

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@oldmanbeaston Agreed!

#UAPBThundercats

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⁦@oldmanbeaston⁩ https://t.co/Cs4kLM1ISR

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@oldmanbeaston @Idofavorzforu We talking about your balls?

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@oldmanbeaston @FeliciaBeaston As you leave...

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@GreatBluedini4 Not to mention your pre-existing hernia mesh issue...

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@oldmanbeaston Some damn fine beads Beaston!

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@howaboutafresca Come on Flames!!!

#JayMohr #John DiMaggio #MohrStories