Paul Deel

[Paul Deel @DeezyTX]

Was a peaceful morning up in a tree.

[Paul Deel @DeezyTX]

@mrsdeezy @BFordLancer You watch your mouth young lady!

[Paul Deel @DeezyTX]

@ktfuntweets That thing is going to be shot, on the grill and on the way to being mounted on someone’s wall in about 2 more hours.

[Paul Deel @DeezyTX]

@NotJackKemp dude I have been saying to myself for months now that your riffs and joke tags have been so great recently and I thought it was just you really getting into your groove. Come to find out you’ve been in the gym! Fucking good for you man!

[Paul Deel @DeezyTX]

@NotJackKemp omg I can’t believe you had to sit through that amount of pussification. @BJ_owns ‘s “outside?” sounded like a 20 year old Gen Zer from NY, not a blue blooded Texan who likes to establish the run!! Who is too cool to swim in a river?

[Paul Deel @DeezyTX]

@oldwaver Soccer sucks

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@thedumbzone are yall still doing an Oklahoma breakdown tonight?

[Paul Deel @DeezyTX]

Life is good, the show is good, everything is good, be happy - @NotJackKemp

[Paul Deel @DeezyTX]

Omg @MikeSirois get your gf on the line stat. I just remembered a phone call I had in 2001 that she needs to hear about.

[Paul Deel @DeezyTX]

@CirqueDuSirois @MikeSirois @pappyvanwinkle @ORVWDistillery @bourbonblog @GoBourbon I was like damn that’s a heavy pour man…then the bit train rolled into station.

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@Deadspin @NotJackKemp

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@TonyHinchcliffe dude wtf! Just watched the roast and you had the most jokes per second I think I’ve ever seen. Fucking crushed it man. No BS just straight jokes and out of there.

[Paul Deel @DeezyTX]

@BJ_owns Dan was saying it’s Leave it to Beaver, not Leave it to THE Beaver. I’ll hang up and listen.

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@thedumbzone @tealtonedturtle @ktfuntweets What’s the big deal? He was just going to fill in the hair line for the iconic line up.

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@sammorril how do comedians feel about I’m Dying Up Here? I’ll take no response as a response…

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@BJ_owns Rec league 10u pitching is pretty rough, but it’s part of the process. Once they hit 12u it’s not that bad at all, and by 14u they’re pretty solid.

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@TheEXECUTlONER_ @thedumbzone

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@sammorril so many good lines in Out Of The Past. One of my favorites that I don’t think I’ve heard on the pod - “She can't be all bad. No one is.”
“Well, she comes the closest.”

[Paul Deel @DeezyTX]

@MeatEaterTV Underwear, but I don’t always leave the woods with them.

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@NotJackKemp my HS had a class experiment as well - it was called going to Euless Trinity - where I had friends who lived in the part of Bedford close to Colleyville in gated communities and friends who lived in the section 8 apartments across from the school. Good stuff.

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@ImDonnieHouston Damn this definitely rattled my first truck with a busted up 15.
Presidential was a party banger though.