Sally

Ramblings from an overactive random mind • DMV native residing in the sunshine state ☀️

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I just want to buy something nice for myself… and all I do is end up on baby clothing sites 😅

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Most important question of my day - nap or shower 😵‍💫

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The rest of my 2022 is going to be about just trying to mentally survive 😪

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

remember ladies, you never have to feel bad about guys buying you drinks!! there’s a wage gap they can afford it!!

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@_benjvmins_ My husband got my ring with an emerald (my birthday). I love that it’s so unique!

[Erin Dowling (she/her) @erinstwitsexual]

Dear Young Adults,

You can leave.

If you don’t like your doctor, walk out in the middle of your appointment.

Leave the party. End the date. Don’t wait until the “polite” time to leave or endure because you think you’ll make a scene.

You can go.

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Glamorous life of a parent - I just have O’s snot on me all the time

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10:45 PM - to eat ramen or not to eat ramen? This wouldn’t even be a question if I was ten years younger 😑😅

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That feeling when you haven’t gone to the dentist in a while and am told you have perfect teeth after your first check up in 2+ years 🙃

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Fastest and most painful way to lose weight - get food poisoning 😐☠️

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🤮 not looking forward to having to worry about this one day. Also, sad that this is a growing concern for so many parents

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I use to be able to do 20-30 pushups in a row... now I can only manage 3 good ones 😭

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Just tried to wear my glasses over my contacts. Hmmm, it’s one of those mornings...

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Why do I feel like Mike and I are just two big kids taking care of a tiny kid? 😅

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How are Olivia’s eyelashes much longer than both Mike and I’s? Will they keep growing as she gets older... or is this a one size forever situation 🤣

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Love that I get to work with clients who I’m excited about 🙃

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Officially obsessed with my baby 🙃

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Currently sitting in a very dark nursery (black out shades with two sets of curtains) anticipating Olivia’s early wake up from her nap so I can rock her back to sleep. This is not what I imagined motherhood would be 🤣

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Words used in the same sentence as “Olivia” - terror, danger zone, blow out. Also words used in the same sentence as “Olivia” - so cute, omg so smart and I love you.

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Have I always been this anxious of a person or is it just from the sudden lack of sleep 😪