Sure sex dreams are often awkward and embarrassing, but romance dreams? Falling-in-love, first date vibes kinda dreams??? That shit is straight up soul-crushingly CRINGE
@jamstew Maybe something that starts with you, rather than your mom? "I wasn't named for my grandfather at birth; I decided Jamie was close enough to James to make the connection on my own" or some such
Regret to inform everyone I'll be spending the month of November going absolutely batshit insane over the (first two) Narnia movies for absolutely no reason whatsoever other than they SLAP and capture the MAGIC of YOUTH and the TRAGEDY of GROWING UP
Bitches will listen to Hozier's new God of War song one (1) time and suddenly transform into a wild and feral creature-beast baring her fangs against the cruel indifference of Mother Nature's pure and wicked winter grasp (it's me I'm bitches)
https://t.co/ETUQfMJzBN
Me: Yeah I'd say I'm pretty used to SAD, I know what to expect so it's much easier to handle now
SAD: *slams through the ceiling, pile-drives me through the floor, tosses me like a bag of flour into a wall*
Me: *bleeding out* we've got a great working relationship haha