Mr. Wendel

Lets do it with the lights on, ive been working out. Oh, you look great and I lied about working out.

[Mr. Wendel @Definitelynot01]

I just want some cheese and quiet.

[Mr. Wendel @Definitelynot01]

I’m gonna need to see 3 references if you request to upgrade from “view-only” to “Editor” access on my Google Sheet. Best I can do is “Commenter”

[Mr. Wendel @Definitelynot01]

There’s absolutely no shame in heading back to the store for the 2nd time cause you ate all your Snow Storm snacks.
-Lies I tell myself & others

[Mr. Wendel @Definitelynot01]

Let’s leave “unpopular opinion” in 2025 and just say what you have to say.

[Mr. Wendel @Definitelynot01]

That’s now twice I stayed up late & hopeful just to be disappointed by the results.

[Mr. Wendel @Definitelynot01]

You can’t just turn your back on people you disagree with…

[Mr. Wendel @Definitelynot01]

Did you know it takes a plastic bag 100 years to break down, yet it only takes me one minor inconvenience.

[Mr. Wendel @Definitelynot01]

Swiss Beatz watching the halftime show…

[Mr. Wendel @Definitelynot01]

@kjanecaron “hi”

[Mr. Wendel @Definitelynot01]

Jerry Jones ain’t been this mad since the Civil Rights Act was passed.

[Mr. Wendel @Definitelynot01]

Fantasy Commissioners who missed the playoffs giving their Championship Week Speech

[Mr. Wendel @Definitelynot01]

@kjanecaron Yes

[Mr. Wendel @Definitelynot01]

It's better to walk on the psychopath... than to have no path at all.

[Mr. Wendel @Definitelynot01]

@kjanecaron Hi

[Mr. Wendel @Definitelynot01]

@zooe_moore Hello

[Mr. Wendel @Definitelynot01]

@zooe_moore Hi

[Mr. Wendel @Definitelynot01]

@LiaLynnx Gyatt Damn Gurl