🌌Halley🌌

Conspiracy theory & Documentary movie addict. Mom of cats and also 2 beautiful real human children. Wife. ♈ Professional bullshitter.

[🌌Halley🌌 @Definitelytrash]

@realDonaldTrump Someone explain to me how it costs the nation anything?

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[s @bambinasalina]

they don’t put pockets on women’s clothes because we’re not supposed to pay for anything

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Take a look at what I made!

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This one. For sure.

[emily g @emilyjoygraves]

"if you had to choose an old picture of you as an album cover, what would you pick?"

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@sofmor22 At first I was like 👀👀 then I was like 😜🤪

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@BeccaBoomm Ah yes. The days when things were simple.

Or my favorite "aluminum foil bowl attached to a Gatorade bottle with a plastic pen as the stem". Honestly I should've gotten an engineering degree for all the contraptions I made to smoke ouid out of.

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We just vibin' 🎃👻🎃

[Anna Yvette 🦄🌊🪐✨ @annayvettemusic]

Our Presidential Candidates are 77 & 74. Our Senate Majority Leader is 78 Our House Speaker is 80 The average age of our Senate is 62. The average age of our House is 57. The average American is 37. Let’s not pretend this isn’t a problem. We need term limits & young ppl in office

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

time traveler: i love your volcano

pompeiian: our what?

time traveler: your mountain, your normal mountain

[b @doyalikebaileys]

i will never scuba dive. what fish do down there is none of my business.

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@earthysleep Get some republican with a boner for girls with guns to just buy you one!

[david cross✍ @davidcrosss]

Will tomorrow work?

[The Maury Show @TheMAURYShow]

The Lie Detector Test determined... That’s a WAP!