DefKlaw

Adult, Man, Master of None.

[DefKlaw @DefKlaw]

HEY HEY!!!
I LIKE TO DRINK PISS

Upload to the main channel. Watch it or die.
https://t.co/SKRPMHgVl8

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@MimiDoesCosplay "I was OP"

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ALTERNATIVELY
I COULD JUST THANK MY FUCKING MOM

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Personally, I’d take no issue in thanking a random taxpayer.

Cus I’d make it long, and then I’d abridge it at the bottom with “thanks for putting up with my financial dipshittery.”

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Jeremy Clarkson says benefits claimants should be forced to write a genuine thank you email to a random worker every week

“It is SO kind of you to go to work every day so that I don’t have to. Thanks to you I was able to buy an even bigger television this week”

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Fucking hate it when cars speed through past my house.

My village is not your race track. Especially at 10 PM. You inconsiderate cunts. Next time, I’ll come out and put a brick through your front window.

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I have had my Nintendo Switch 2 since 10:43 AM today and I have not taken full advantage of the Switch 2’s mouse mode that Caddicarus mentioned.

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Ten grand for fish.

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I miss, Terry Hall. So fucking much.

[PunkAndNewWave @NewWaveAndPunk]

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Well… finding out about that after waking up is uh…

Hmm…

[Charlie Kirk @ender65407]

That fucking bitch

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Should have kept that Rotten Records sticker for the Switch 2 I'm getting instead of wasting it on that fucking telecaster that I haven't used in five days.

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@sakuramoritani No Conker's Other Bad Day. Day ruined.

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Call me basic, but "Never Mind The Bollocks" all the way. I like The Ramones and Johnny Thunders (& The Heartbreakers), but no musician has left a bigger impact on me than Steve Jones from the Sex Pistols.

[𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗢𝗙 𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗦 @rocknrollscars]

Choose ONE.

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Singlehandedly, the most chilling 19 words I have ever read.

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So like, he uses Zelda assets (like the Ocarina of Time), and other shit.

But he does it to promote his videos where he's just doing those fuckin'... Lottery scratch off things.

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I just got this ad (sounds normal, right?)
But like

The guy took the whole Zelda theme
And turned it into a lottery scratch-off series

[DefKlaw @DefKlaw]

I think Takanaka and Santana should do another performance together, like the one they did in 1981

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I love how Dimebag Darrell's Wikipedia page has The 8-bit Guy listed as "Second Cousin".

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From now on, this will be my mindset if I get into an argument with someone and they happen to get suspended during the argument.

[silly lily @sillylilylmaoo]

when the person you’re arguing online with gets suspended mid argument