Chuck

[Chuck @defNotChuck]

anyway come find me

[Lumberjack Football @SFA_Football]

Crazy 😅 welcome to Homer Bryce @CoachJayArnold 🪓

#AxeEm x #RaiseTheAxe x #SendJayAway

[Will @WillBaizer]

Me being escorted away from the buffet at Luby’s after my 6th plate:

[Chuck @defNotChuck]

@OnlyZuul6 haven't tried threads, but yes

[Chuck @defNotChuck]

Not that I've been around here much anymore, but I'm uninstalling this app from my phone today. As the mental stability of management here continues to destabilize while ambition grows, I've decided to remove as much of my data from their grasp as possible.

[Chuck @defNotChuck]

"glockymolo"

[Oracle Red Bull Racing @redbullracing]

Buenas noches, Mexico. See you tomorrow 👋

#F1 #RedBullRacing #MexicoGP

[Chuck @defNotChuck]

got another bluesky code if anyone wants it

[Chuck @defNotChuck]

he will definitely never come for the credit card numbers of existing users

[Kylie Robison @kyliebytes]

🚨 SCOOP: X, formerly known as Twitter, will begin charging new users $1 a year to access key features including the ability to tweet and retweet https://t.co/kvFeZTH1f5

[Chuck @defNotChuck]

also I do have a code if anyone needs it

[Chuck @defNotChuck]

same

I'm https://t.co/9Or3wXQo4H

[Chuck @defNotChuck]

@TechRojo still need an invite?

[Chuck @defNotChuck]

both of these dudes can fuck themselves

[𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕤 𝕃. 𝔹𝕣𝕠𝕨𝕟 @Travis_L_Brown]

Texas A&M AD Ross Bjork and Sen. Ted Cruz have announced a joint press conference prior to Texas A&M's home game against Alabama Saturday in regards to current NIL legislation.

[Chuck @defNotChuck]

@JerryCRL @TechRojo you got it

[Chuck @defNotChuck]

@TechRojo Ah you just missed it. I'll get you with the next one.

[Chuck @defNotChuck]

Mastodon: what if all the Linux users in the world built a social media site

[Chuck @defNotChuck]

Threads: check out the latest Doritos Locos Taco featuring Mrbeast

Bluesky: here is an anatomically correct grimace fucking the hamburglar

Twitter: dogebro420 has some thoughts about Israel

Facebook: your meemaw has posted HOW TO SAVE MINIONMEME TO IPHONEE

[Chuck @defNotChuck]

what I havent seen on bluesky (yet):

- a single promoted post or ad
- anyone using the word crypto other than as a punchline
- anyone with a statue avi talking about how great 83 BC was
- a single politician

what I have seen on bluesky, twice in 12 hours:

- Alf's dick

[𝔏𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @InsaneMistress]

"the kubrick stare" is one of director stanley kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques. a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that
they are at the peak of their derangement

[crawf @crawf34]

we take no pleasure in reporting that yosemite national park has fallen