ryan

I have come here to CHEW BUBBLEGUM and MAKE FRIENDS. And I’m ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM.

“Sex-negative coy boy” —The Economist
“Thinks he's people” —Vogue

he/him

[ryan @DefNotRyan]

Looking increasingly certain I'm dropping twitter at the beginning of the year. I may have some sort of presence on Mastodon at @[email protected] but I'm not sure what that will be yet. DM me if you want my email address!

[ryan @DefNotRyan]

“Mister Ikari, do you hmean to tell me you’re on your THURD Tokyo??”

[ryan @DefNotRyan]

Somehow when I wasn’t paying attention I became flower pants guy

[Imgur @imgur]

Eternal employee. https://t.co/jmozPC05zb

[Ross (fka trust the abyssinian 𓃠) @mikeywaters3]

Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2023?

[ryan @DefNotRyan]

KNIVES OUT 2: DEATH AND FAXES

[Josh Barro @jbarro]

Dave Barry's 2022 year-in-review: https://t.co/rmXbtw90DQ

[ryan @DefNotRyan]

It’s pretty much 2023 and we stayin up late listening to audio dramas https://t.co/jTVxChX18q

[ryan @DefNotRyan]

I felt... American.

[ryan @DefNotRyan]

I don't have anything to say about those guidelines from a top university about preferred language, BUT it does remind me of one time when I was working with some UK colleagues and we were discussing large typographical dot characters, such as •.

[ryan @DefNotRyan]

It occurred to me toward the end of the conversation that they kept calling them "dots" but I kept calling them "bullets."

[ryan @DefNotRyan]

My housemate asked, very genuinely, “Why do they call [New Jersey] the Garden State?” and I tried to say “Because-Oil-And-Petrochemical-Refinery-State-wouldn’t-fit-on-a-license-plate” so fast I almost sprained something

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

star of wonder? you mean the thing that doxxed baby Jesus?

[ryan @DefNotRyan]

@sillywhitney @hippkyle @MattStevensNC hahahahahaha

[ryan @DefNotRyan]

@sdgilleran Aren’t they made of bile?? Wouldn’t it smell???

[ryan @DefNotRyan]

Guy who has the cilantro-tastes-like-soap gene but eats it anyway

[Vic 🌮 @VicVijayakumar]

friend: can you build me an app that-

me: yes

friend: -has a calendar feature to-

me: no

[ryan @DefNotRyan]

This thread puts a finger on what I liked so much about Andor