jobey

ohio expat

[CNN @CNN]

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live

[Rowbby the Sheeth @GroupXsayings]

I got it at Chunky's for too dollairs

[jobey @DefNotSatan]

lots of people getting in the wrong turn lane lately…….

[jobey @DefNotSatan]

personally i would not list someone as a reference on an apartment application if i had just called them a pathetic loser to their face multiple times

[jobey @DefNotSatan]

is everyone going insane right now

[jobey @DefNotSatan]

i was told in a dream that the goddess acton will save my home country and usher in the buckeye century

[jobey @DefNotSatan]

smoking that shit that made emily blunt

[jobey @DefNotSatan]

i was looking for a cock and then i found a cock

[Cher @cher]

I THINK, HITLER,GOEBBELS,GORING,HIMMLER,& HESS ARE LIVING IN ICLOUD….

[jobey @DefNotSatan]

dodged a write up by telling my boss i’m still processing mueller’s death

[jobey @DefNotSatan]

ummmm yea…..next date night is gonna be epic

[jobey @DefNotSatan]

supreme leader please lay waste to the heathen city of gilbert arizona

[Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir]

I went 2school w/a cloak since1st days;it was uncomfortable 2wear it in front f other kids,but I tried 2make up 4it by being naughty&playful

[jobey @DefNotSatan]

i really need a win right now

[jobey @DefNotSatan]

just ate an $8 burger with a xanax in it #bedtime #xannyburg

[jobey @DefNotSatan]

for sale: ricks, never morty’d

[jobey @DefNotSatan]

store puttin jelly in salsa jars now

[jobey @DefNotSatan]

there’s a new ralphthemoviemaker out that’s supposed to be nuts