NotWeaver

I am not Weaver (and I am not affiliated with the Dock Spiders, or that insurrectionist Maynard.)

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@LS_Chinooks @DockSpiders You’ve been sitting on that caption for four games now haven’t you

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@Nick_Bohr @ChucksBaseball @DenyonHomes Nu uh

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@LS_Chinooks get ready to feel my wrath for not having a broadcast tonight.

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@RallysBurner WOWWWW #freerally

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@MadisonMallards That’s unfortunate. You could never make me hate my glorious king Googy tho.

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@MadisonMallards @SummersPainting Wow. Again, so insensitive. Duck “blind.” No. It should be Duck Visually Impaired. Gosh.

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@MadisonMallards At least we can agree on smashing the stigma. (I just prefer smashing it with a Tommy GOOGINS RBI)

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IMAGINE PICKING TOMMY GOOGINS AS YOUR BEER BATTER @MadisonMallards

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At least we can agree this menace wasn’t AI generated.

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Sad to see previously reputable mascots fall for ai slop yet again. What has America become!

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Whoa… @RallysBurner caught red-handed with the infamous Ms. Blue 👀

Any comment on these shocking allegations?

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@RallysBurner So bad we scored four in the first?

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Me when a rain delay:

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Turns out the dock spiders are rain merchants! @Bleh766439o

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TOMMY BAHAMA WITH A SINGLE

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Just saw Maynard straight up ignore a kid. SMH.

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Ready… PULL💥

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@MadisonMallards Shhhh (you weren’t supposed to bring that up)

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@MadisonMallards @MrMo27_ @Blulewicz20 @DominicJacoby7 I guess anything is exclusive nowadays😴