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ᔕOᙏᙓTᕼIᑎᘜ ᕼᗩᔕ ᙅᕼᗩᑎᘜᙓᗪ ᙎITᕼIᑎ ᙏᙓ.

[Ɛℓρнαвα @DefyingOz]

When I see a cute character but know I have /no/ fucking chance.

[Ɛℓρнαвα @DefyingOz]

@TheVinkusPrince Just sips her coffee.

[Ɛℓρнαвα @DefyingOz]

"Miss me?"

[Ɛℓρнαвα @DefyingOz]

"TIME TO BRING AN OLD BELLE ACCOUNT OF MINE BACK."

[Ɛℓρнαвα @DefyingOz]

"WELL...I JUST MIGHT!" https://t.co/KuteT2OR8x

[Valorie @DarknssManifest]

"IN OTHER WORDS JUST MAKE A BELLE OR MULAN!!"

Gestures wildly. https://t.co/pEpfvad0Hl

[Ɛℓρнαвα @DefyingOz]

"Anndd back I go."

[Ɛℓρнαвα @DefyingOz]

POUTS.

"WELL..FINE!" https://t.co/nGNotDQ9pB

[Valorie @DarknssManifest]

Scrunches nose a few times.

"I'll break the fourth wall. My writer ships me with Mulan or Ruby or Belle." https://t.co/hHG14ORjjT

[Ɛℓρнαвα @DefyingOz]

Leans down.

Boops her nose.

"You smell good." https://t.co/RmYZHYvewU

[Valorie @DarknssManifest]

Stops failing and dramatically sprawls out in the grass.

"Fuck. I smell like flowers." https://t.co/KuPoJ8R7H6

[Ɛℓρнαвα @DefyingOz]

"Then don't get a man?"

Brow raise.

Even cuter flailing. https://t.co/RhHE3ohO9o

[Valorie @DarknssManifest]

Flails. Obnoxiously flails.

"For the love of Gods. I am not cute! I'm a badass queen who don't need no man!" https://t.co/BQa92msZ1t

[Ɛℓρнαвα @DefyingOz]

"Are so!"

Blinks.

Wh-what is this lady doing? https://t.co/rYneNL6LPF

[Valorie @DarknssManifest]

Hands twitch as if strangling an invisible neck.

"I AM NOT CUTE!" https://t.co/uB1gpCvrWt

[Ɛℓρнαвα @DefyingOz]

"WILL NOT."

Stomps foot. https://t.co/eHuA82UHzA

[Valorie @DarknssManifest]

Scowls more.

"Shut it witch!"

Really struggling. https://t.co/9ToJmUy2Vd

[Ɛℓρнαвα @DefyingOz]

HEART EYES.

[Ɛℓρнαвα @DefyingOz]

"Are too!"

Sticks out tongue. https://t.co/o70uN8DlN3

[Valorie @DarknssManifest]

Chucks a few of the flowers in the brunette's direction.

"Shut it. I'm not cute."

Struggling not to blush. https://t.co/MiSzo8cWmE

[Ɛℓρнαвα @DefyingOz]

"Because you are."

The witch smiled warmly. https://t.co/MEeKnxpPi0

[Valorie @DarknssManifest]

Narrows her green eyes suspiciously.

"Why?" https://t.co/X3jY2VIB94

[Ɛℓρнαвα @DefyingOz]

"I did."

Shrugs. https://t.co/hywoi6g2WI

[Valorie @DarknssManifest]

Arches an eyebrow.

"Did you just call me cute?" https://t.co/wF6P2G5qep

[Ɛℓρнαвα @DefyingOz]

"A woman who hates flowers. A woman after my own heart.'x

"

[Ɛℓρнαвα @DefyingOz]

Frowns.

"But you are cutee." https://t.co/mHP2HP3xSC

[Valorie @DarknssManifest]

Merida begins to viciously swat away the flowers. https://t.co/IQQiVegHi1

[Ɛℓρнαвα @DefyingOz]

"You look beautiful."

Grins. https://t.co/0SUe7mMyU6

[Valorie @DarknssManifest]

Scowls with an adorable pout.

"Now I look like a prissy lass." https://t.co/ztPkTRQFFE

[Ɛℓρнαвα @DefyingOz]

Puts flowers in it cause OMG IT IS SO FLUFFING PRETTY. https://t.co/DNQ6MVlJQj

[Valorie @DarknssManifest]

Is extremely confused but allows for this to continue. https://t.co/GhDganGp4Z