Neil

[Neil @Deggy3]

@fesshole Oh, and eat loads of junk food too!

[Neil @Deggy3]

@fesshole In severe debt, but can afford to service a £300k CIC policy...

[Neil @Deggy3]

@fesshole Why wait a year though?

[Neil @Deggy3]

@fesshole Should have eaten 3.14159265359 - Magnum PI.

[Neil @Deggy3]

@Ravileeds2000 Better than Lineker's!

[Neil @Deggy3]

Stunning.

[Neil @Deggy3]

Then, just around the corner... Bring on the wall!

[Neil @Deggy3]

God of War Ragnarok - what a view!

[Neil @Deggy3]

@tonyblews @fesshole Came here for this comment. Was not disappointed 👍

[Neil @Deggy3]

@JonjoOday @fesshole It used to cost 20p to put some air in your tyres but now it's a quid. I guess that's inflation for you!

[Neil @Deggy3]

@anon_opin What?

[Brandon Tatum @TheOfficerTatum]

Smoothest loss prevention you'll ever see and the guy didn't even work there 😆

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Thankyou Google maps for protecting the cow's privacy

[Neil @Deggy3]

@boardsofcanada 2026 just got 10,000 times better.

[Neil @Deggy3]

@NickDTRT @ruth_wishart Spot on. I think it was Jack Dee, years ago, that said (and I'm paraphrasing now) "Let's see how far you get delivering that letter with your £1.80 train ticket".

[Neil @Deggy3]

@FootyScran @Binfieldfc Roast potatoes at the footy? Absolutely mental. (Still would tho)

[Neil @Deggy3]

@20th_Centurygal "Hello there. Can I have fish and chips on eat now, pay later please?"

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

What the Pringles see.

[RJ @rjNUFC]

This AI shite needs to stop man. Wait for Ashley Cole haha.

[Football Twats @FootbaIITwats]

RIP Peter Crouch 😂