Jodie Deighton

Cocktail Queen, Library Demon, Garden Goddess, Woodland Witch

[Jodie Deighton @Deights13]

It's because you're a money grabbing soulless cunt, Elon

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Apple has also threatened to withhold Twitter from its App Store, but won’t tell us why

[Jodie Deighton @Deights13]

Are you really an @OffMenuOfficial fan if you don't change your dream menu every single time you listen to a new episode?

[Jodie Deighton @Deights13]

People who ask their grown children for large sums of money on 'loan' are, mostly, absolute scum

[Jodie Deighton @Deights13]

Know who's just the best? @MatthewLillard. I still think #ScoobyDoo is a cinematic masterpiece 👏🏻

[Jodie Deighton @Deights13]

I feel like I'm in a horror movie - something just blew a fuse for all the plugs, and when I flipped the switch I turned around and rain IMMEDIATELY came bucketing down, in one big sheet.

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

At the Toulouse airport, just watched a woman try to order oat milk in English for her coffee. Barista kept hearing “hot milk.” Emotions escalated to the point where I had to intervene and explain what oat milk was, and this French man was absolutely pissed to learn it exists

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If a librarian's baby is late do they have to pay a fine?

[Jodie Deighton @Deights13]

@OffMenuOfficial

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

Oh wow! Oil workers in Iran are striking! 'Don't be scared' they're chanting 'we are together' THIS IS HUGE! Bless their lion hearts. This regime has to go. You are DONE you murderous dementors who oppress, have stolen so many lives, forced us apart from our loved ones.

[Jodie Deighton @Deights13]

What is with everyone using unsalted butter in all their recipes?Fuck my blood pressure, GIVE ME THE SALT.

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Grown-ass woman dressed all in lilac, with a sequinned beret and a rainbow unicorn stuffed toy, to whom I heard her very firmly say 'Come on, buddy, I need a drink'. GOALS.

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While I wait to check in for my [hopefully] final flight, here are some airport observations

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Tom Hopper lookalike, in a navy suit and desert boots...

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ANOTHER COUPLE. Minus the LV, replaced with a wheely suitcase, BUT THEIR BOARDS WERE IN A WHEELY CASE TOO.

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50+y/o couple carrying 2 surfboards and a single Louis Vuitton weekend bag. Goals.