DeionZander

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

Dad Airport Rules:

1. Pack the night before. Accidentally pack your toothbrush and then freak out in the morning because the 45 seconds it took to unpack may make you late

2. Show up to the airport 2.5-3 hours early. Get there before the ticketing counter staff. Assert dominance

3. Walk past all the good food spots and go directly to the gate. Make sure it hasn’t changed.

4. Look at your boarding pass no less than 12 times to ensure your boarding group and seat number haven’t changed. Memorize them, but then forget as soon as you get on the plane and check again

[DeionZander @DeionZander]

@chi_urbanist Oswego

[Coy @WickedCoy]

Amen knows hoops 😂

[DeionZander @DeionZander]

@SMB_Attorney House, neighborhood, and community set the tone for your family’s life. Much bigger implications than materialistic pursuits.

[DeionZander @DeionZander]

@the_transit_guy Source on $1.879m?

[Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays]

The worst life decision a young single person can make is getting a dog. It limits your options by about 40%.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

If Drake never met Lil Wayne

[ClutchPoints @ClutchPoints]

Richard Jefferson’s 2 min. rant on shortening the NBA season😳

“Professional sports is not good on your body. It's supposed to separate the people that can do it from the people that can't do it… Part of greatness is longevity… I think this is a joke.”

[Illinois Policy @illinoispolicy]

Admitting you have a problem is the first step toward recovery.

But @GovPritzker won't admit what the data clearly shows: Illinois is losing population due to outmigration.

https://t.co/rbCGNM332o

[Lars-Johan Larsson @LarsJohanL]

National Geographic Picture of The Year. Black images are shadows of zebras. Zoom in and you will see zebras.

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

Nets now have two players who won’t take shots when their teams really need them to.

[DeionZander @DeionZander]

@Herring_NBA yooo

[Denzel Valentine @denzelvalentine]

Lucus Williamson is a pro‼️@RamblersMBB

[James Caan @James_Caan]

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. End of tweet

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

impossible not to root for lamelo

[Jordan Bernfield @jordanbernfield]

Miss you, JD.

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

This is incredible, @WGNNews.

[Nittany Brian @nittany_brian]

At some point in your life, you ran the 3 man weave for the last time, and nobody knew it

[Tan @T4nsBurner]

4 minutes left in the 4th quarter of a close game

Stephen Curry: