Tatsuki Shibe

Oh, you hunt demons? Cute. I eat Gods for breakfast. (RP - OC)

[Tatsuki Shibe @DeityHunter]

Got over a thousand years worth of souls in my body. Don't push it, kay? https://t.co/jTc2V2bT8c

[Tatsuki Shibe @DeityHunter]

Nah, chicka. Me blowin' up would mean the Earth crackin' open. https://t.co/JfbUPiO9Y5

[Tatsuki Shibe @DeityHunter]

Try me. https://t.co/IXefCkQfmU

[Tatsuki Shibe @DeityHunter]

Quit sassin' me. https://t.co/6qvfmHWgmp

[Tatsuki Shibe @DeityHunter]

Ye think a Chinese is gonna stop the hunger of a God eater? https://t.co/A8womedR3u

[Tatsuki Shibe @DeityHunter]

Nah. Yer just a piece of shit. https://t.co/csvLYFpFz4

[Tatsuki Shibe @DeityHunter]

You steal my meals /and/ you're a weeb? What the shit? https://t.co/Mi1tVxtsSC

[Tatsuki Shibe @DeityHunter]

Wonder if I eat 'em, I get the souls of the Gods they've killed too? Mmm, I /am/ hungry...

[Tatsuki Shibe @DeityHunter]

... Not all Japanese women with blue hair are Hatsume Miku, you dumb shit. https://t.co/G44A8blx10

[Tatsuki Shibe @DeityHunter]

You're offerin' me your soul? Nice. Getcha self ready. https://t.co/SpUgFGbSm9

[Tatsuki Shibe @DeityHunter]

That's cute. Reeeaaaal cute. But uh, listen. Kill my meals and I'll make you wish the gods killed you instead.

[Tatsuki Shibe @DeityHunter]

Oi. So I heard there's some uh... God Killers?

[Tatsuki Shibe @DeityHunter]

Eat me? Kinky.~ But I wouldn't let you. You're not my type, baby. Don't like men who'd steal my food.

[Tatsuki Shibe @DeityHunter]

Hey! I discovered it first. My meal!

... Wonder what ability I'd get from that one, though?

[Tatsuki Shibe @DeityHunter]

Can't remember what the dumbasses who worship it are called. Pastafarianist? Or something?

[Tatsuki Shibe @DeityHunter]

AHA! Here it is!

[Tatsuki Shibe @DeityHunter]

Actually, the Flying Spaghetti Monster does have meatballs with it. Uh. Lemme find a pic...

[Tatsuki Shibe @DeityHunter]

They do. Literally. There's even some which worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[Tatsuki Shibe @DeityHunter]

Is there a god of Halloween? I wanna eat 'em. Bet they taste like candy and pumpkin pie.

[Tatsuki Shibe @DeityHunter]

<Walk into the cult like what up I ate your god.>