Booty Goon

Parody account of the real Jru Jenkins.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Phoenix Suns forward Dillon Brooks has agreed to a three-year, $73 million contract extension through 2029-30, Mike George of Klutch Sports tells ESPN. Brooks has become a key part of the Suns two-way, hard-nosed culture under Jordan Ott and lands a new guaranteed long-term deal.

[Boyd @0xBOYD]

Twelve years ago an Adult Swim sketch on Cartoon Network accurately predicted the future of programming.

[✍️ @jazzanchovy]

Made brown rice on the white rice setting and it was fine. Wondering what else doesn’t matter

[Brett Gates @BrettGates]

“And babe, they have a real lizard *in* the restaurant”

[Booty Goon @DejaJru]

@flemmyspankins

[Booty Goon @DejaJru]

@flemmyspankins

[Booty Goon @DejaJru]

@flemmyspankins @livcox13 This guy just needs to say he’s boring.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

In 2049, I plan to direct 78-year-old Jon Hamm in the two-hour TV special "Mad Men Returns" where Don Draper ends his advertising career in 2004 by pitching the Quiznos spongemonkeys ad

[Booty Goon @DejaJru]

@sallyshmenkins @flemmyspankins

[small monkey john d. @smallmonkyjdee]

i look like this

[Barstool Cleveland @BS_Cleveland]

Still one of the greatest Cleveland videos of all time

[Booty Goon @DejaJru]

Neither does my 2019 Honda Civic???

[Taylor Ogan @TaylorOgan]

It’s 2022, and Teslas still aren’t stopping for children.

[Booty Goon @DejaJru]

The art of the deal

[Booty Goon @DejaJru]

@WorldWideWob Thank you for your service.

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

Baker Mayfield: I'd like to request a trade

The Browns:

[Booty Goon @DejaJru]

@GabeGerry Just stockpiling packages I see

[Booty Goon @DejaJru]

@sallyshmenkins @flemmyspankins Is this a Chowder & Gwen subtweet?!

[Booty Goon @DejaJru]

@sallyshmenkins Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

@diannaESPN Could be a good fit w the browns. Great young coach, good QB, Team up w old college teamate Jarvis Landry and get alot of open look’s due to dynamic running game. Probly best possible environment for him

[Booty Goon @DejaJru]

I hope the inventor of Hamburger Helper has a long and painful death