no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for—
The winner of Best Game Adaptation in the Golden Joystick Awards 2026 is the terrifying Iron Lung! Congratulations to director @markiplier!
#GoldenJoystickAwards presented by @PotNoodle
The Golden Joystick Awards’ most-prestigious award of all - Ultimate Game of the Year - goes to the phenomenal Resident Evil Requiem!
HUGE congratulations to @CapcomEurope and @RE_Games 🎉(We hope the Umbrella Corporation doesn’t try to take credit for this.)
#GoldenJoystickAwards presented by @PotNoodle
every week on otometwt it's the same stupid rewashed discourse about otome games being exclusive to hetero women like y'all seriously cannot be that bored