Dejen Tesfagiorgis

Eritrean-American comedian, writer for @pbs @GBH animation. Seen on @disneyplus @Cosmopolitan

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Sketches 👉🏾

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Can't wait for this Sinners / Blade / Black Panther crossover to hit the Multiverse

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Hard to tell who dressed up Vs who just lives in bushwick

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Crazy NBC cut off the New York City mayoral debates to play law and order. The only way police are kept in line as if it's in primetime with commercials.

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Nobody drops $200M on a house they plan to leave

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I said STOP2Quit several times, but "he couldn't stay away."

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@acnewsitics The family rsvp

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Harvard grads '26-'29 are about to have asterisks by their name

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Hey states' rights folks, you stand with Judge Hannah Dugan, right?

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@skyler_higley "We need Riverdance the movie. That's the scene that spoke to me!"

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It's messed up that I trust any Wikipedia article over websites that end https://t.co/bxSqtWjeIL

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Hey can y'all red state senators add me on this signal for for when to buy and sell my stocks?

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@atrupar Yeah Jimmy, give me a screenshot of 401k losses this week, and tell me that with a straight face

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@fcknliisa He's getting older and squinting at 50pt font

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Investing rn is like Draftkings letting you bet on WWE.

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Holy sh*t

Tomorrow is going to be a nightmare

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to Judge Susan Crawford on her victory, and to the people of Wisconsin for electing a judge who believes in the rule of law and protecting our freedoms.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Booker finally yields after more than 25 hours of speaking 👏👏👏

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Someone's check is bouncing tomorrow!

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Who forgot to color grade MAX?

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Shannon Sharpe got his laugh from the Pillsberry doughboy

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Fellas never trust a barber with a hairline worse than yours. He'll have y'all looking like twins.