Deko

The body keeps the score, don't ever let venom take away your sanity

[🛒 SweetTooth | DPMO 🛒 @SweetToothAudio]

Some guy pulled up to the World Cup event in a MAGA hat to harass the Mexico supporters and a bunch of Korean dudes stepped up and almost jumped him. This is the closest we’ve ever been to world peace 😭

[Hipólita of the Lily Tribe 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇦🇷☭ @its_hipolita]

This might be the most difficult cultural adaptations yanks have to make to truly join the global football family: we don't care about celebrities in the stands. The cameraman's job is to locate and then zoom into international baddies whenever play is stopped.

[havoc @_havoc224]

“he’s using u for ur body” do u think i went to his place at 3am to discuss the economical and political state of the world?

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

do not go broke trying to play husband at a young age.

[Jeff @JeffFcb14]

“Se equivoca el árbitro de número y mete a Endrick a jugar”

Ancelotti sacando al equipo del partido:

[Burgerqueen @BQHeadquarterss]

@t_sadiity not with expired tags it ain’t

[🇨🇮 @h66rn]

Camera keeps panning to these people like i’m supposed to know them

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Endrick: “Can I sit in the back of the car?”

Ancelotti:

[Brasil Football 🇧🇷 @BrasilEdition]

🚨BREAKING:

Ancelotti has promised Endrick time on the pitch tonight!!!!

The player will be allowed to practice on the field at half time ✅

(via; @globosport)

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: According to a university study, people who prefer Lionel Messi are more likely to have LEFT-WING political views, while people who prefer Cristiano Ronaldo are more likely to have RIGHT-WING political views.

The study found that Messi fans are generally more progressive and analytical, while Ronaldo fans are generally more conservative and place a higher value on authority.

— Social Science Research Network, via @lequipe.

[flex @lowkflex]

These hoes are different oh my god LMFAO

[mitsuri @0xmitsurii]

Your pregnancy diet literally programs your baby's DNA.

[sean @_sn_n]

MAGA after Trump solves a problem he literally caused in the first place

[Michael @AY__MUFC]

Unrelated but he’s lost hella weight lol.

[Peckins @Peckins6]

Bitch you making 22k a month to practice

[isaiah @tlop444]

the things speed has achieved from a dollar donation is unreal

[Z @zalissastar]

how do all the people on my 600lb life
manage to all never be single

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Being in water reminds her of losing

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Mexico amends its constitution to cut the maximum workweek from 48 to 40 hours by 2030 and gives 13.5 million workers the legal right to ignore their boss’s calls, messages, and emails after their shift ends

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

"Home Alone" was released in 1990 and they paid $122.50 for 10 pizzas. I just tried to order 10 pizzas just to see the cost. It's was $122.29... No inflation on large pizzas