Colton Delong

[Nathan Furlong @NateForLong]

To reiterate, To Kill a Mocking Bird is NOT the last film in the Hunger Games series. Glad we could clear that up.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

TIP: If your pets go outside for any reason, leave them there. They belong to the snows now. http://t.co/JtfsXg2fOk

[Colton Delong @DEL0NGC]

Meals on Meals on Meals http://t.co/L0ISl8jPcw

[Colton Delong @DEL0NGC]

I'll take two shots of Milagro Anejo. "Oh do you speak Spanish?" No but I do speak tequila...

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

Gas prices so low I'm expanding my tinder radius

[Colton Delong @DEL0NGC]

Monday date night with my boos Netflix and Carbs. #IKnowYoureJelly http://t.co/skMqgKux1U

[Colton Delong @DEL0NGC]

Finally...after what felt like months of being out of stock. #Beer http://t.co/ByHGxrU0wW