delaney

everything i say is a joke

[delaney @DelaneyBryan]

I will dump a man over snoring

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

Apple’s do not disturb button is lethal. like what you mean you texted me yesterday morning?

[delaney @DelaneyBryan]

like we’re really in October that’s mad crazy

[delaney @DelaneyBryan]

look I’m your boss I’m going to click notify anyway

[𝖒. @imichaelbx]

me hitting “notify anyway” when their do not disturb is on

[delaney @DelaneyBryan]

the day Kroger stopped selling their lemon lime sparkling water beverage in a can was the day my world ended.

[delaney @DelaneyBryan]

@rach_rams it was someone ive said 1 sentence to so truly what would they know

[delaney @DelaneyBryan]

my bi-weekly shopping trips ain’t hitting like it used to

[delaney @DelaneyBryan]

still thinking about the time my St. Louis coworkers made fun of me bc I called a grocery cart by its correct name of buggy

[delaney @DelaneyBryan]

liquid iv got this water tasting a little too thick

[delaney @DelaneyBryan]

what the back of my hair looks like is none of my business so please don’t tell me.

[delaney @DelaneyBryan]

@peebottle3 i have a boat and a crush on you

[delaney @DelaneyBryan]

I’m happy with the same 7 friends I’ve had for like 10 years bc y’all ladies are shady as heck

[delaney @DelaneyBryan]

@Jesslebest_

[delaney @DelaneyBryan]

a woman told me I had a baby face but an intense voice and I hope she knows that I don’t take that as a compliment

[delaney @DelaneyBryan]

Ill get back to you eventually

[Allison Fish @fish_allison]

I have to contact Delaney on three forms of social media to get her to text me back

[delaney @DelaneyBryan]

this man really sent me an email that said I hope you have the day that you deserve and little does he know that I deserve a great day so that’s the day I will be having.

[bena @Trenahh]

😭🌸

[delaney @DelaneyBryan]

is it frowned upon to take a sick day bc ur sunburnt? my vote is no but lmk

[delaney @DelaneyBryan]

something special about the cell phone lot at hartsfield jackson