Dee 👩🏻‍🦰

i’m hella dumb ngl

[Dee 👩🏻‍🦰 @DelaynaRae]

no one:

my bf: um can I call ya back I gotta finish an ear of corn it’ll be a couple minutes

😂😂😂

[Dee 👩🏻‍🦰 @DelaynaRae]

okay but signatures are so weird you literally be doing something and they be like hey can you write your name but scribbly so we know its you

[rosie 🇵🇸🌱 @foxburygraduate]

Me to my laptop when it's running The Sims

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i learned SO much in college. like what depression is and that i had it

[rico @somethinglovely]

sum advice

[Dee 👩🏻‍🦰 @DelaynaRae]

the older I get the more and more disappointed in people and their behaviors

[Joi Childs @jumpedforjoi]

I don’t trust y’all so I’m still wearing my mask.

[Dee 👩🏻‍🦰 @DelaynaRae]

my bf: can you make me a cinnamon roll?

me: I made them already just grab one

him: but like are they like made already with the cinnamon dressing.. the cinnamon roll dressing?

me: *cackling* with the icing? yes they have the cinnamon roll dressing on them 😂

[Some Ways Tired @FinallyKevunn]

To all my people who woke up this morning thinking about so many things, just know it gets better.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

I’ll be honest - the thing I miss most about going to the movies is the excuse to eat complete and utter garbage in the dark.

[siri ᱬ @wandaview]

wandavision (2021)

[The Entire Shrek Scripts (COMPLETED) @ShrekScriptLol]

Shrek begins to cry, realizing the weight of his mistake.

[mel @UNFUCKWITANGEL]

same energy

[nat @ncm0611]

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk

[Dee 👩🏻‍🦰 @DelaynaRae]

when your depression decides to hit in the middle of a McDonalds drive-thru and you drive away without your food.. 😐

[Dee 👩🏻‍🦰 @DelaynaRae]

so yeah.. just gonna AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.. that is all thanks

[Brendan O'Hare @brendohare]

[Biden finds left behind Barron Trump wandering the White House halls] Hey man