Big Daddy D 👽

my personality is literally just cats, music, and trauma, but at least I'm funny ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ • she/her

[Big Daddy D 👽 @Delennja]

Thinking about the time I apologized to an actor in a haunted house for jumping when they scared me and they laughed 💀

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Mass shooters since 2018 who were transgender - 4

Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender - 4,193.

Hope that helps.

[Big Daddy D 👽 @Delennja]

@fawneve_ You can use my $5 in rewards next time you go if you want! Idk if ill be back in SoDak for a few years lmao

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 2015, Shia LaBeouf watched all his films nonstop for 72 hours—eating, sleeping, and reacting live in a New York cinema while the world watched him watch himself.

[woah nicky @NickEggplant]

fuck a shower beer. it’s shower gyoza time

[Big Daddy D 👽 @Delennja]

@fawneve_ One of my favorite places 🥲

[kate @ummyouguys]

a local friend of mine shared a post about his experience djing at a correctional facility this past weekend and it is probably one of the coolest, most eye opening, and positive things i’ve read in the edm community recently

[Big Daddy D 👽 @Delennja]

We are once again down to two eggs

[Big Daddy D 👽 @Delennja]

Him: Can you work on a shopping list today?
Me: *compiling all of the 18-Count Egg stats with hyperlinks*

[Of The Trees @OfTheTrees]

raise ur hand if u got at least one (1) absolutely fucked looking pinky toenail

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

apparently one of the ways the KGB knew an American spy was that Americans are always leaning on shit lol

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

white people have zero spatial awareness, like, maybe you shouldn’t stand in the middle of everywhere you go?

[bink @knotbink]

Just let your girlfriend be crazy like who cares bro

[Big Daddy D 👽 @Delennja]

I like when we sleep on our backs with our arms crossed…like gorgeous lil vampires with fkn voluptuous boobies

[Big Daddy D 👽 @Delennja]

@ummyouguys Bangers

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

HPV

[Big Daddy D 👽 @Delennja]

@Kompanymusic Can it be banana flavored??

[Big Daddy D 👽 @Delennja]

I like to say “highs or lows” to start class wars and confusion

[SubDocta @subdocta]

My fb group stays undefeated with the memes 😆

[Big Daddy D 👽 @Delennja]

Actually, I would rather eat no eggs at all, period, but I know that they are useful, so at least we can get mid-good quality (one day I’m gonna have my own chickens, and this will be a non-issue)

[Big Daddy D 👽 @Delennja]

Him: Can you work on a shopping list today?
Me: *compiling all of the 18-Count Egg stats with hyperlinks*

[Big Daddy D 👽 @Delennja]

I would rather eat no eggs at all than Great Value