Dell Fios 🏳️‍🌈

ok

[Dell Fios 🏳️‍🌈 @DelfiosMC]

starbucks drink size names are problematic and ableist btw but y'all not ready for that conversation.

[Dell Fios 🏳️‍🌈 @DelfiosMC]

like fuck you, I'm full of gorm bro

[Dell Fios 🏳️‍🌈 @DelfiosMC]

you can call me dumb. you can call me stupid. you can even call me an idiot.

but if you call me gormless?? it's war.

[Dell Fios 🏳️‍🌈 @DelfiosMC]

As Vladimir Lennon once said, "There are months where you get no packages; and there are weeks where you get one, maybe even two packages"

[Dell Fios 🏳️‍🌈 @DelfiosMC]

@banana536345366 but like. they're correct tho

[Dell Fios 🏳️‍🌈 @DelfiosMC]

preparing to go drink. eyes lighting up, excitement peaking as they talk about building a base. spirits sinking as I realize they're just talking about eating food and drinking water.

[Dell Fios 🏳️‍🌈 @DelfiosMC]

my dogs will fr fall for the most obvious tailslop ever bruh

[Dell Fios 🏳️‍🌈 @DelfiosMC]

happy homodays to all who celebrate !

[Dell Fios 🏳️‍🌈 @DelfiosMC]

Ben Drowned is the only ethical billionaire

[Dell Fios 🏳️‍🌈 @DelfiosMC]

Gay Ben is the only ethical billionaire

[Dell Fios 🏳️‍🌈 @DelfiosMC]

I be in places you've never heard of sipping drinks you can't pronounce

[Dell Fios 🏳️‍🌈 @DelfiosMC]

nazi goons: hm? whatst iz tis you are doing mine fuhrer?

hitler: ah, mine fellow nazi, zust makingz a minecraft biome... i think i'llz call it... Beach Biome...

[Dell Fios 🏳️‍🌈 @DelfiosMC]

Age gap rule:

The youngest person you can date =

(your age)^(your age) / (your age) + 18

Works every time!

[Dell Fios 🏳️‍🌈 @DelfiosMC]

@ASoundSoul624 that's it buddy. roko's basilisk is torturing you FOREVER

[Dell Fios 🏳️‍🌈 @DelfiosMC]

do they make a chastity cage but like. for the phone.

[Dell Fios 🏳️‍🌈 @DelfiosMC]

what if lebron got jaded. what if they called him lebron jaded. could this happen.

[Dell Fios 🏳️‍🌈 @DelfiosMC]

went to eye doctor. tried SO hard. they wouldn't even stick ONE blade or spike or surgical instrument into my eyes. world is a fuck.

[Dell Fios 🏳️‍🌈 @DelfiosMC]

probably feels good asf to be a professor and not post any rubric or information about the assignment at all

[Dell Fios 🏳️‍🌈 @DelfiosMC]

rearranging his guts call that a bottom surgery

[Dell Fios 🏳️‍🌈 @DelfiosMC]

playing cities skylines. and lets just say. the thingies are out.