DeliciousBrains

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@foodora_ca Was looking forward to giving you a try with the discount code from your street team only to find it doesn't work. What gives?

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@lakemitchells I know, right? Also, is it just me or has he not aged a single day? Gotta get me some of that weird alien oil stuff.

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oh shit you guys, i just remembered twitter is still a thing. sorry @jack, if revenues are down that's on me #mybad

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@jimkarygiannis Jim, you are singlehandedly losing the taxi lobby the PR battle. Honestly you come across as a complete and utter shitbag.

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The York U mystery tunnel is obviously Rob Ford building a subway.

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Short oil, long ebola.

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There was an optics festival? And I wasn't informed?

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A sysadmin, barely alive. We can rebuild him. We can make him better*, faster*, stronger* (Claims not verified, individual results may vary)

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Just made my last payment, officially a 2014-15 @TorontoMarlies season ticket holder!

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I still chuckle whenever hockey commentators use the phrase "soft dump".

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Well it's a good thing winter is finally over.

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DeliciousBrains on QuizUP. Come at me, bro.

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Whenever I hear "throw your hands up" in a song, I subconsciously picture sometime vomiting up their own hands.

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Love the Jose Bautista ads for Booster Juice because of how ballsy it is to invite conversation about pro-ball players and juicing #bluejays

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Misheard weather just now. Thought they said New York was having power-outages caused by massive lizard.

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So we meet again "bare word found where operator expected", my old nemesis.

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Live band playing and tapdancing on the subway. Not even for money, just because they're awesome, awesome people.

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Yep. Looks like winter.

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Google's Rorschach blot doodle today is neat. This is clearly two dinosaurs on unicycles
http://t.co/jisZQfePZG #andhowdoesthatmakeyoufeel?

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Fuck @aeroplan. They just expired 32K miles (enough for 2 round trip domestic tickets) because I was two weeks past the inactivity deadline