Dell conagher 🤠

Howdy! I’m just a simple Texan with 11 phds, lover of all science and Dad to all the mercs (acc run by @Cherryhair24, 21+ account!)

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Alright everyone my gal wanted to pose after mission for this picture!🥰 say hello to my tall queen kelly!!-she’s nicer than she looks
//made by @SweetApples20

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@scoutsmasdog Ha! Your old
((Happy bday

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My boy hayden apparently knows where mah tools are after I saw the runt crawl towards me with a screwdriver in his hand…I’m not sure if I should be proud, concerned or both..

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@MEXICAN_PYRO33 A very nice name firebug..

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@MEXICAN_PYRO33 Oh!- well uhh..congrats? Sorry this is all new territory to me *rubs his neck with a smile* what’s her name?

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@MEXICAN_PYRO33 How??

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@MEXICAN_PYRO33 H-huh?!- *guffaws while peeling his glasses off to look at it better*

A sentry bot??

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@MEXICAN_PYRO33 Hm? Oh of course pyro-
*shifts his hold on Hayden who was on his hip with an arm holding the toddler*

What’s on your mind firefly?

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@MEXICAN_PYRO33 Yup! Couldn’t be prouder! His sisters torture the poor fella by putting dresses on him when I ain’t looking
*he held Hayden out with the chubby infant staring pyro down with a scowl*

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@MEXICAN_PYRO33 *spitting image of his father too*

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@MEXICAN_PYRO33 My lil boy! Me n Kelly have been in Texas for a while and the last we talked she was pregnant with our third kid Hayden

*walks away to soon come back with a chubby brown haired little boy wearing a red onesie and a tiny pout on his face*
Meet my lil mess maker Hayden-

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@MEXICAN_PYRO33 Oh! That’s right you haven’t met Hayden yet!🤠lil guys got an attitude with almost everyone hehe

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@MEXICAN_PYRO33 …alright that’s fair enough then. Heh atleast you don’t have to bath three youngins after they make messes

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@MEXICAN_PYRO33 Thr- why do you take three showers a day???!

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Think I’m getting old fellas 😅 everything hurts and this morning I found a grey hair in my beard

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@departfromgod @lapisdoesartz Im not lying. But fine believe what you want I have friends who actually know me and believe me.)

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Taking a break from this account, got a lot going on in real life that’s more important than anything here so I’m not sure when I’ll come back)

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@1uppeach @lapisdoesartz ((A guy died? That happens a lot on earth tbh it’s no difference, I mean yeah death is bad n all but I don’t see why this guy is special

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@1uppeach @lapisdoesartz ((He’s not stupid and I’m sorry for him posting the political crap on my account

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@1uppeach @lapisdoesartz No im deadass serious he’s a MAGA supporter and thought it would be funny to sneak in my account when I was asleep to
Post that crap xwx ))