You don’t need to be a tech bro to buy a good laptop.👇
Most sellers will throw around big grammar like:
Core i7, 13th Gen, SSD, NVMe, GPU, VRAM…
and confuse you into overspending.
Simple breakdown:
• Core i3 / i5 / i7 = Laptop power level
i3 = basic use
i5 = best for most people
i7 = heavy work like editing/gaming
But here’s the real trick…
Generation matters more than i3/i5/i7.
A 13th Gen i5 can be faster than an old 7th Gen i7.
Read that again.
That “cheap Core i7 laptop” some sellers hype?
It may actually be old, slow, and a bad deal.
Then storage:
• HDD = very slow
• SSD = fast
• NVMe SSD = lightning fast
Rule of thumb:
Never buy a laptop with HDD in 2026 unless you enjoy suffering.
Bonus Windows hacks many people don’t know:
• Win + V → See everything you copied today
• Win + Ctrl + L → Live captions for videos/audio
• powercfg /batteryreport → Check real battery health
Bottom line:
Stop buying laptops because of sweet mouth marketing.
A modern Core i5 + recent generation + NVMe SSD will serve most people better than an ancient “Core i7.”
Laptop sellers won’t tell you this.
Now you know😁
Step-by-Step: How to Get Your Nigerian Passport Yourself.
DOCUMENTS
• NIN
• Passport photograph (white background)
• Birth Certificate or Attestation of Age
• Local Government Certificate of Origin
• Marriage Certificate (if you’re married)
• ATM card (for online payment)
Note: You need to scan all these documents. You can download a scanner app from the Play Store or Apple Store to do this.
APPLICATION PROCESS
1. Go to the official Nigeria Immigration portal and apply online. Fill in your details carefully (don’t make mistakes o) and upload all the required documents listed above. Please check @nigimmigration to copy the application link.
2. You may experience issues uploading your passport photograph. To fix this, copy the passport photo requirements from the Immigration website and adjust your photo properly with ChatGPT using passport photograph details from immigration application site as prompt before uploading.
3. Make payment at the final stage of the application.
4. After payment, book your capturing appointment. Choose a convenient date and centre close to you, then print your acknowledgment slip.
5. Go for capturing on your scheduled date. Be early and be polite. If you’re asked who did the registration for you, confidently state that you did it yourself, based on @BTOofficial the Minister of Interior’s directive that passport applications can be done online. Be firm.
6. After capturing, wait for approval and notification. Once approved, you’ll be informed when to come and pick up your passport.
🚨 Nigerian foods you're eating WRONG
(Part 2)
Like I said before our market has the most powerful food on earth.
Most people are wasting half of it and this round is worse than the last.
1. Ewédú (jute)
🧵👇🏾
Europe
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3. Commonwealth PhD Scholarship: fully funded PhD in United Kingdom. Full tuition. Deadline: October (Annual). https://t.co/kTtvKEqodp
4. Commonwealth Shared Scholarship: fully funded Master's in United Kingdom. Full tuition. Deadline: December (Annual). https://t.co/I0p4pUQgEC
5. DAAD EPOS Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD in Germany. Full tuition. Deadline: Varies by program (Sep-Dec). https://t.co/ittMzc0xVp
6. DAAD Research Grants: fully funded PhD/Research in Germany. €1,350-1,500/month. Deadline: October (Annual). https://t.co/dcMUKjwLAR
7. Heinrich Boll Foundation Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD in Germany. Full tuition. Deadline: March/September. https://t.co/2T8fMaRs0n
8. Erasmus Mundus Joint Masters: fully funded Master's in Multiple EU. Full tuition. Deadline: January-February (Annual). https://t.co/717rCUh004
9. Eiffel Excellence Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD in France. Monthly allowance €1,181-1,700. Deadline: October-January. https://t.co/MHSNIVssnU
10. French Government Excellence Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD in France. Monthly stipend. Deadline: Varies by country. https://t.co/9zA7150uue
11. Swiss Government Excellence Scholarship: fully funded PhD/Postdoc/Research in Switzerland. CHF 1,920-3,500/month. Deadline: September-December. https://t.co/xMHzRNobzI
12. Italian Government MAECI Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD in Italy. €9,000 grant. Deadline: March 26 (Annual). https://t.co/nUuGBAFmeQ
13. Stipendium Hungaricum: fully funded Bachelor's/Master's/PhD in Hungary. Full tuition. Deadline: January 15 (Annual). https://t.co/4WpPP0K5FK
14. Poland Stefan Banach NAWA: fully funded Master's in Poland. Full tuition. Deadline: March-April. https://t.co/aumJskH4Me
15. Swedish Institute Scholarship (SISGP): fully funded Master's in Sweden. Full tuition. Deadline: February (Annual). https://t.co/D3h4qUi1Fm
16. Czech Government Scholarship: fully funded Master's in Czech Republic. Full tuition. Deadline: September 30. https://t.co/YCaibo6pa2
17. OeAD Austria Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD in Austria. Monthly stipend. Deadline: Varies (Feb-Sep). https://t.co/PhWe55Lhve
18. Government of Ireland Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD in Ireland. €10,000 stipend. Deadline: March (Annual). https://t.co/OlaTYBCpES
19. Holland Scholarship: fully funded Bachelor's/Master's in Netherlands. €5,000 one-time grant. Deadline: February-May. https://t.co/0KgEZD8dJS
20. Belgium ARES Scholarship: fully funded Master's in Belgium. Full tuition. Deadline: January-February. https://t.co/R4GSiRoR3t
21. Denmark Government Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD in Denmark. Full/partial tuition waiver. Deadline: Varies by university. https://t.co/tF6787ssG7
22. Norway Quota Scheme (discontinued): fully funded Master's/PhD in Norway. Varies. Deadline: Discontinued 2023. https://t.co/YfVq4fbIXi
23. Finland EDUFI Fellowship: fully funded Master's/PhD/Postdoc in Finland. €1,500-2,100/month. Deadline: February 1 (Annual). https://t.co/HgkOYPnW5u
24. Spain Government Scholarship: fully funded Bachelor's/Master's/PhD in Spain. Full tuition. Deadline: March-May. https://t.co/mDUfk2ZlMC
25. Portugal FCT Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD in Portugal. Monthly stipend. Deadline: Varies by program. https://t.co/puXgpiItI6
26. Greek Government Scholarship: fully funded Bachelor's/Master's/PhD in Greece. Full tuition. Deadline: Varies. https://t.co/IhBCxr7RO4
27. Turkiye Burslari Scholarship: fully funded Bachelor's/Master's/PhD in Turkey. Full tuition. Deadline: February 20 (Annual). https://t.co/dYTZvzY3sD
28. Russian Government Scholarship: fully funded Bachelor's/Master's/PhD in Russia. Full tuition. Deadline: December-January. https://t.co/Pt2r6H4v4Z
29. Romania Government Scholarship: fully funded Bachelor's/Master's/PhD in Romania. Full tuition. Deadline: March 15. https://t.co/A7HBrmzZQO
30. Slovakia National Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD/Research in Slovakia. €400-1,500/month depending on level. Deadline: April 30/October 31. https://t.co/N6Wn7gcCnh
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32. Bulgaria Government Scholarship: fully funded Bachelor's/Master's/PhD in Bulgaria. Full tuition. Deadline: Varies. https://t.co/CNSI8Fd714
33. Slovenia Zois Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD in Slovenia. Full tuition. Deadline: Varies. https://t.co/LMRIDV9rZS
34. Latvia State Scholarship: fully funded Bachelor's/Master's/PhD in Latvia. €130-500/month. Deadline: April 1/October 1. https://t.co/P19mlJ2kM2
35. Lithuania State Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD in Lithuania. Monthly stipend. Deadline: Varies. https://t.co/jPjOx9vwtX
36. Estonia Scholarship Program: fully funded Master's/PhD in Estonia. €350-660/month. Deadline: Varies. https://t.co/7HyVzk0VBU
37. Clarendon Fund Scholarship (Oxford): fully funded Master's/PhD in United Kingdom. Full tuition. Deadline: December/January (Annual). https://t.co/eHC5H2yC5k
38. Rhodes Scholarship (Oxford): fully funded Master's/PhD in United Kingdom. Full tuition. Deadline: July-October (varies by country). https://t.co/9hGKUeiOCr
39. Gates Cambridge Scholarship: fully funded Master's/PhD in United Kingdom. Full tuition. Deadline: October/December. https://t.co/s5Y9mYXdJW
40. Cambridge International Scholarship: fully funded PhD in United Kingdom. Full tuition. Deadline: December (Annual). https://t.co/m4SnN3eaOm
41. Oxford Pershing Square Scholarship: fully funded Master's/MBA in United Kingdom. Full tuition. Deadline: January. https://t.co/kwtXMGysCe
42. Warwick Chancellor's Scholarship: fully funded PhD in United Kingdom. Full tuition. Deadline: January. https://t.co/f5VdDhDpod
43. Imperial College PhD Scholarship: fully funded PhD in United Kingdom. Full tuition. Deadline: Varies by department. https://t.co/pyqdOT36qn
44. ETH Zurich Excellence Scholarship: fully funded Master's in Switzerland. CHF 12,000/semester. Deadline: November 30/December 15. https://t.co/kP8noTRNPq
45. EPFL Master Excellence Fellowship: fully funded Master's in Switzerland. CHF 10,000/semester. Deadline: December 15/April 30. https://t.co/iYwStNMCQ8
46. University of Geneva Excellence Fellowship: fully funded Master's in Switzerland. CHF 10,000-15,000/year. Deadline: March 15. https://t.co/KZAXtQCeyi
47. University of Lausanne Master's Grant: fully funded Master's in Switzerland. CHF 1,600/month for 2 years. Deadline: November 1. https://t.co/KuMms3nCBI
48. TU Munich HEIBRiDS Scholarship: fully funded PhD in Germany. Full funding. Deadline: January. https://t.co/NAgK2XfIiy
49. Heidelberg University Scholarship: fully funded PhD in Germany. Full funding. Deadline: Varies. https://t.co/qeUcYAmcRo
50. Humboldt Research Fellowship: fully funded Postdoc in Germany. €3,170-4,465/month. Deadline: Rolling. https://t.co/X34exI2asB
Thanks guys! All the tips paid off!
I added salt to the boiling water, I made sure the water was boiling first, then I boiled it for 12 minutes, after which I put it in cold water for 4 minutes! All 5 came out perfect!
This is how we check World Cup fixtures when there was no access to internet, gone are those days at Ojota, like it’s was so interesting, they will sell to us then unfolded in other to make it easy to access, we will fold it and begin to write score after each match.
Childhood 🙌🏼
Back home, Beske is just like any other protein. My mum buys it every time with Fish, Beef, and Ponmo.
This was last week when I brought some raw Beske from home. I cut them into smaller pieces, boiled them, then proceeded to fry.
Try hot fried Beske with grounded pepper even if it's once, then thank me later.
HeadsUp:
The part of ExxonMobil I worked for is now known as Seplat Energy. Please use the link below to check for available vacancies when you are on Linkedin:
https://t.co/B74cuKYRKv
Use the link below to check for available openings if outside Linkedin Platform:
https://t.co/YNcjKIASbc
Thank you
Layi reminds me of the HR Director in ExxonMobil that year. He finished with 2.2 but omo, the man brain dey spark fire. He is super intelligent.
The day UNIUYO invited him to speak at their event, na so so clap and standing ovation dem give am.
ExxonMobil takes 2.2 just so you know.
Go to https://t.co/XqZ2Ofz9Sc , check for available vacancies and apply for a job in Exxonmobil anywhere in the world.
Worked for 7years in ExxonMobil Nigeria and my life changed forever!
Breaking: Your smart TV takes a screenshot of your screen twice every second and sells what it sees.
It is called ACR, and it has been running since you set the TV up.
Texas already sued over it. Here is how to turn it off in under 2 minutes:
Convert that Zenith bank statement PDF file to excel and ask copilot inside the excel to deconstruct it in a new sheet, arrange it neatly and categorise the amount based on actual transaction, taxes like VAT and bank charges separately. Also to remove all RVSL.
If you have 7M, you don't have excuse not to JAPA with family this September.
Don't say you didn't see my tweets this week.
May your family not be kidnapped.
Good morning 🌿☀️☕🕊️
Control Yourself, Not Others
Master Your Emotions, Not There Opinions.
Your Power Lies Within, Not Outside
Growth is a daily choice. 🌿☀️