Tyler Updyke

Life is like a box of chocolates, I want to be done but I keep going back for more.

[jack @actionjack69]

Every jets coach we fire we’re like “well it can’t get any worse” and then it somehow always does.

We’re gonna replace Glenn with Bloahlgazorp, the infernal demon of Japes and Tricks

[Tony Vegas @tonypayments]

LONG POSTGAME TWEET: Thats all folks. 0-8 in the division. Falling at home to the 0-5 Miami Dolphins. Outcoached by a first year Jeff Hafley. A staff that can’t figure out how to get a top-5 receiver in the NFL the football.

A truly pathetic loss in every sense. Everything I’ve given Aaron Glenn credit for in the past, having his guys ready to play, pre-game preparation, none of it happened today in a must-win layup game.

They continuously found their backs against the walls facing these “must win” games and it was only a matter of time before they shit all over themselves. This is the repercussion of losing games like the Packers, Lions and Patriots games. The dam finally broke and now we’re 2-5 staring down the barrel of 2-8 with the upcoming schedule.

Reich is horrible, this team has the most offensive talent I’ve ever seen on a Jets roster since 2011 and they have no idea how to use them.

It’s over. I wanted it to work with Glenn given his history with the organization but he just doesn’t get it once the ball is kicked off. Fired his whole staff year 1 and brought in the current iteration that also doesn’t seem to know what the fuck it’s doing.

They are in desperate need of a fresh, young innovative offensive minded HC and I think they have the assets to attract one. This can be a one year turn around with this roster, 3 first round picks and $100MM in cap space.

It sucks this is how we’re talking already, dead before fucking Halloween, but this is the life we chose as Jets fans. And with that, I look forward to yelling at all of you on Twitter for the next 6 months. Be well, friends.

[J. Gray @JGrayJets]

Down 14 at home to the 0-5 Dolphins. Aaron Glenn doesn’t have a single win in the AFC East on a year and a quarter.. awful defense that he runs. The worst 2 min coach maybe ever.. it’s over!

[Zack Rosenblatt @ZackBlatt]

I don't think it can be overstated how embarrassing that first half was for Aaron Glenn.

This is a new low if the Jets don't turn it around in the second half.

[JR @JRNYSports]

#FireAaronGlenn

[Zoo krueger @Zookrueger]

We’ve been loyal through the heartbreak, the rebuilds, the false hope, the butt-fumble, the blown leads, the coaching disasters and whatever the fuck today is.

We don’t ask for much.

Just give us ONE fucking season where being a #Jets fan doesn’t feel like a prison sentence.

[k @kathitalareina]

what doesn't kill you only wants to be friends but more than friends but less than lovers but not a situationship

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Flyers fans trying to figure out how to blame the refs when their team gets swept

[Tyler Updyke @DeltaDown64]

@BreeceH So glad your back Breece! Can’t wait to be chanting your name on Sundays!

[Tyler Updyke @DeltaDown64]

@OhioTate Dana wins! Clear out

[Tyler Updyke @DeltaDown64]

@StoolAfterDark Good! What a scumbag. Hope he gets fired honestly. That reaction was unacceptable.

[Tyler Updyke @DeltaDown64]

@StoolAfterDark Meek has to go. Quit debating. It’s an easy decision

[Tyler Updyke @DeltaDown64]

@OhioTate

[Tyler Updyke @DeltaDown64]

@StoolAfterDark Meek should be gone. It’s an actual crime! Cmon guys. This should be easy!

[Jason Mishler @jason_mishler]

@OhioTate @StoolAfterDark Nicky Smokes needs to be eliminated!! Hand clearly left the cart 👀

[ego @notmalkinego]

rt if you believe #PensIn7

[Tyler Updyke @DeltaDown64]

@nflnetwork Jared Jenkins, QB, Moravian

[Tyler Updyke @DeltaDown64]

@ZackBlatt @Connor_J_Hughes @Connor_J_Hughes

[Tyler Updyke @DeltaDown64]

@TheMikeOMalley @lindseyvonn @Jomboy_